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  • Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Mar 16, 10 at 7:16pm

    I'm going to pick my nose next time at walmart.. With confidence of course!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:21am

    @12:20 - I so agree. Love that place.

  • Submitted by wackyjoker on Mar 16, 10 at 9:46pm

    Stop saying Hella and I love eating at chipoltle but hate cleaning the bloody stains out of my underwear. I need some chipolotaway. Where is Billy mays?!?!

  • Submitted by meeshell09 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:22pm

    Chipotle is hella fucking good.

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    Submitted by agentL on Mar 16, 10 at 7:40pm

    yes yes it is but only from chipotle

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    Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 6:10pm

    Yes! That means having sex in public is acceptable if I do it with enough confidence!

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      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 16, 10 at 6:28pm

      Yeah, pretty much. Some people will be offended, but fuck them(well, once you're done with the first girl).

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        Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 6:30pm

        once I'm done with the first *guy* lol

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          Submitted by Herschel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:46pm

          Ah. Hobo *gal*. Got it. Still, you'd be even more likely to get away with it if it was a girl :P

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    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 16, 10 at 6:07pm

    it's true! just pretend you're ordering for someone else too. though, if you're large enough that you need two, i doubt you have much self confidence.

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    Submitted by suppcutie on Mar 16, 10 at 9:00pm

    words to live by

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    Submitted by pothead1 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:04pm

    First

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:17pm

    So like . . . masturbating in public would be socially acceptable if you did it with enough confidence?

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    Submitted by zdawgg24 on Feb 9, 11 at 12:10am

    I order 2 burritos everytime I go, 1\n For later

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    Submitted by handsteam28 on Mar 16, 10 at 9:54pm

    Always wondered thus thank you. Burrito bowls are so much better than the burritos

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 16, 10 at 9:25pm

    I am stoned.

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    Submitted by Epimetheus on Mar 16, 10 at 11:17pm

    This is completely true

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    Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 7, 10 at 1:16am

    "I'd like two burrito bowls-and a DATE Sunday night!" (this is where you rougishly wink)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:08am

    So true.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:32am

    Mom ?

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    Submitted by ericalew on Mar 16, 10 at 9:27pm

    Chipotle is so good. I don't see how someone can eat two burrito bowls though. One is too much. Two is just over the top. You don't need that much. No matter how stoned you are.

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    Submitted by MAITAISKY on Mar 16, 10 at 11:54pm

    (702

  • Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 16, 10 at 8:06pm

    Eat some more fatty!

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    Submitted by unhappy_buffalo on Mar 16, 10 at 7:30pm

    this is applicable to so many aspects of life

  • Submitted by apsct18 on Mar 16, 10 at 8:47pm

    Fuckin' eloquent!

  • Submitted by 6969jared on Mar 16, 10 at 11:51pm

    Never thought i would find words of wisdom on TFLN!!

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    Submitted by real1adam on Mar 16, 10 at 8:26pm

    so true

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    Submitted by Farore on Mar 16, 10 at 7:12pm

    MEXICANS!!!!! :-D

  • Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:20am

    Freebirds > chipotle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:14pm

    I like trains

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    Submitted by shawty101 on Mar 16, 10 at 7:24pm

    Yummy.