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  • 43 39
    Submitted by nikkaaa on Jul 21, 10 at 3:26pm
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    stop texting and finish that beer!!!!!

  • 44 42
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:08pm
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    This stuff is all relative. For instance, in Ireland, you'd probably have been there by 9 AM.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 21, 10 at 3:30pm
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    You sick pedophile

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:45pm
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    Eat pretzels.... Really..

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 3:38pm
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    That's ok. It's 2AM somewhere else somewhere depending where you @. Lol

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Funk67 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:09pm
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    Sounds like youre four hours late!! You got some catching up to' do

  • 35 45
    Submitted by ktd on Jul 21, 10 at 3:41pm
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    So jealous

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 21, 10 at 3:32pm
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    At least your not at the local brothel

  • 28 34
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 21, 10 at 6:02pm
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    Been there -lol :)

  • 29 39
    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:32am
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    effing amazing; next time, try 1 pm

  • 33 51
    Submitted by sykador on Jul 22, 10 at 3:01pm
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    This is so dumb...2pm!?! Who cares - this isn't early.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 3:32pm
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 29 45
    Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 4:32pm
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    Hells to the yes...we could all use drinkin at 2

  • 34 55
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 3:25pm
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 16 22
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 20, 11 at 4:21pm
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    What are you doing?\nWinning.\nBut you're in the special olympics.\nStep it up.

  • 26 44
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:47am
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    I drink too and I can spell better than old people

  • 25 43
    Submitted by jayybear on Jul 22, 10 at 10:50pm
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    Help what?? You didn't pregame?

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Jay_B on Jul 22, 10 at 10:45am
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    I feel your pain.... Whoever you are.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 21, 10 at 10:53pm
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    u only have a problem if its before noon

  • 22 46
    Submitted by mattybigstick on Jul 21, 10 at 3:31pm
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    on my way

  • 17 38
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 22, 10 at 11:30am
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    Stop being a little bitch and get Fucked up!!!

  • 27 59
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 3:25pm
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    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.