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  • 76 47
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 2:55pm
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    Take a shot for every goal you wrote down that didn't come true. You'll be plastered by the third entry.

  • 46 37
    Submitted by thegreatjambino on Apr 7, 10 at 1:30pm
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    330 <3

  • 48 49
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:57pm
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    Wait who the fuck still has a diary as a freshman in high school?

  • 46 45
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:55pm
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    Maskedman win.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by xthatonechildx on Apr 7, 10 at 4:06pm
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    Every time you say "cute", "school", or "hot"... you'll be plastered

  • 47 53
    Submitted by g2gaga on Apr 7, 10 at 9:00pm
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    cat is cute. drink every time you're fantastic

  • 42 59
    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 10 at 6:10pm
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    Are you gonna drink every time you sucked a dick? Heres to alcohol poisoning.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 9:51pm
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    Lame

  • 15 14
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 28, 12 at 7:07pm
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    Have a shot for every guy you though was icky and is now worth more money than you. Chug if he married a girl hotter than you.