Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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