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  • You could've just dropped the whole,"I have a vagina" bomb if you are decent looking. It would've been more honest and just as effective. \n\nLadies, prostitution is the oldest profession ever. Guys are always paying for sex, so it not hard to get them to have sex with you for free.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 16, 10 at 6:06pm
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    • ladies pay attention to the number of positive votes this got....and never complain about guys being hard to figure out again

      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 17, 10 at 3:57am
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  • What is so wrong with you that you need a gimmick? "Hey, wanna do it?" is all I've ever needed.

    Submitted by snybny on Mar 16, 10 at 5:55pm
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  • stop being a bunch of debbie fuckin downers. i bet this chick has recently discovered a male whom she is interested in having sex with AT SOME POINT but for now is content with the fact that he is day dreaming about doing her in crazy yoga positions. all girls do this. all girls say and do things purely for sexual attention, this doesn't mean they can't get any otherwise. this isn't new. Jesus!

    Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 16, 10 at 10:33pm
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  • No this seriously works. Yoga is the best thing for your sex life. Crazy moves, no injuries, men beg for more.

    Submitted by lement on Mar 16, 10 at 5:27pm
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  • Massage Therapist works as well. I don't need a gimmick for them to sleep with me...it's just a lot more fun to fuck with their heads beforehand.

    Submitted by randomname on Mar 16, 10 at 8:40pm
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  • I like trains

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:14pm
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  • Yoga or aerobics, both work the same.

    Submitted by NCA on Mar 16, 10 at 5:47pm
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  • You got game girl!!

    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 16, 10 at 6:40pm
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  • 6:42\nFriends With Benefits, No Strings Attached

    Submitted by ausjt on Mar 16, 10 at 9:43pm
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  • 537- what???? Fwb nsa??

    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 16, 10 at 6:42pm
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    • Friends With Benefits - No Strings Attached (pure f*ck buddies)

      Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 16, 10 at 7:01pm
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  • ... Bartender works well too. ;) :)

    Submitted by kaceann on Mar 17, 10 at 4:05am
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  • Haha so ugly she has to be able to cover her face with her feet

    Submitted by Ix_Karma_xI on Mar 16, 10 at 7:41pm
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    • haha you're so inexperienced you have no idea what yoga does for your sex life

      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 17, 10 at 3:58am
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  • I had a regular fwb nsa with a 43 yo yaga instructor, best sex ever wish I didn't move away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:37pm
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  • I love a line with a guarantee...

    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 2:54am
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  • I like trains

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 7:14pm
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  • Since when is it hard to get guys to sleep with you? Must be fat, ugly or crazy. No scratch crazy cause guys will hit that all day as long as there is an escape plan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:31pm
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    • when dealing with crazy, make sure you fuck her and leave. right away. like, fuck her, get dressed, and GTFO right away.

      Submitted by assassin on Mar 16, 10 at 11:52pm
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  • It also makes 14 year old boys want to sleep with you. Along with most other things you could say.

    Submitted by liamronan on Mar 16, 10 at 11:21pm
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  • I think they know what yoga is...raleighwood h0e

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:15pm
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  • No. You are a tramp.

    Submitted by AndyM on Mar 16, 10 at 8:18pm
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  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:18pm
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  • I like airplanes.

    Submitted by bustanut on Mar 17, 10 at 9:06am
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  • I have a penis! Any girls wanna ride it?

    Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 17, 10 at 3:57am
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  • you teach yoga? can i give you my number?

    Submitted by DaveBob on Mar 17, 10 at 7:51pm
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  • It can't be hard. I will Fuck the shit out of you.

    Submitted by pike1346 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:07pm
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  • go girl

    Submitted by heyoh on Mar 16, 10 at 8:17pm
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  • In soviet russia, u roofie yoga teacher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:19pm
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  • You have a vagina, what more do you need you ugly fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 2:13am
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  • Buch of virgins.

    Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:22am
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  • for fucks sake, you're female, you dont need a line to get a guy to fuck you!

    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:39am
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  • people know what yoga is in north carolina??

    Submitted by stephanie425 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:25am
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  • What a sloppy whore

    Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 16, 10 at 8:07pm
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  • Stupid... Then he finds out you lied halfway through and kicks you out for the threesome he had after...

    Submitted by pichu180 on Mar 16, 10 at 5:24pm
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  • Hey, 5:31, soviet russia is cooler than you will ever be, so suck one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:33pm
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  • 5:33...really? This soviet russia crap has got to stop!

    Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 3:06am
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