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  • Submitted by maskedman on Mar 16, 10 at 6:06pm

    You could've just dropped the whole,"I have a vagina" bomb if you are decent looking. It would've been more honest and just as effective. \n\nLadies, prostitution is the oldest profession ever. Guys are always paying for sex, so it not hard to get them to have sex with you for free.

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      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 17, 10 at 3:57am

      ladies pay attention to the number of positive votes this got....and never complain about guys being hard to figure out again

  • Submitted by snybny on Mar 16, 10 at 5:55pm

    What is so wrong with you that you need a gimmick? "Hey, wanna do it?" is all I've ever needed.

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    Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 16, 10 at 10:33pm

    stop being a bunch of debbie fuckin downers. i bet this chick has recently discovered a male whom she is interested in having sex with AT SOME POINT but for now is content with the fact that he is day dreaming about doing her in crazy yoga positions. all girls do this. all girls say and do things purely for sexual attention, this doesn't mean they can't get any otherwise. this isn't new. Jesus!

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    Submitted by lement on Mar 16, 10 at 5:27pm

    No this seriously works. Yoga is the best thing for your sex life. Crazy moves, no injuries, men beg for more.

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    Submitted by NCA on Mar 16, 10 at 5:47pm

    Yoga or aerobics, both work the same.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:14pm

    I like trains

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    Submitted by randomname on Mar 16, 10 at 8:40pm

    Massage Therapist works as well. I don't need a gimmick for them to sleep with me...it's just a lot more fun to fuck with their heads beforehand.

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      Submitted by assassin on Mar 16, 10 at 11:56pm

      great idea, but somehow cruel at the same time...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:31pm

    Since when is it hard to get guys to sleep with you? Must be fat, ugly or crazy. No scratch crazy cause guys will hit that all day as long as there is an escape plan.

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      Submitted by assassin on Mar 16, 10 at 11:52pm

      when dealing with crazy, make sure you fuck her and leave. right away. like, fuck her, get dressed, and GTFO right away.

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    Submitted by kaceann on Mar 17, 10 at 4:05am

    ... Bartender works well too. ;) :)

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    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 16, 10 at 6:40pm

    You got game girl!!

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    Submitted by ausjt on Mar 16, 10 at 9:43pm

    6:42\nFriends With Benefits, No Strings Attached

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 17, 10 at 3:57am

    I have a penis! Any girls wanna ride it?

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    Submitted by liamronan on Mar 16, 10 at 11:21pm

    It also makes 14 year old boys want to sleep with you. Along with most other things you could say.

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    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 2:54am

    I love a line with a guarantee...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 7:14pm

    I like trains

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:37pm

    I had a regular fwb nsa with a 43 yo yaga instructor, best sex ever wish I didn't move away

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    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 16, 10 at 6:42pm

    537- what???? Fwb nsa??

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      Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 16, 10 at 7:01pm

      Friends With Benefits - No Strings Attached (pure f*ck buddies)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:15pm

    I think they know what yoga is...raleighwood h0e

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    Submitted by Ix_Karma_xI on Mar 16, 10 at 7:41pm

    Haha so ugly she has to be able to cover her face with her feet

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      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 17, 10 at 3:58am

      haha you're so inexperienced you have no idea what yoga does for your sex life

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    Submitted by DaveBob on Mar 17, 10 at 7:51pm

    you teach yoga? can i give you my number?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:19pm

    In soviet russia, u roofie yoga teacher

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      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 16, 10 at 5:31pm

      You people who do these soviet russia jokes are seriously pathetic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 2:13am

    You have a vagina, what more do you need you ugly fuck?

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    Submitted by pike1346 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:07pm

    It can't be hard. I will Fuck the shit out of you.

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    Submitted by AndyM on Mar 16, 10 at 8:18pm

    No. You are a tramp.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:18pm

    First

  • 44 66
    Submitted by heyoh on Mar 16, 10 at 8:17pm

    go girl

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    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:39am

    for fucks sake, you're female, you dont need a line to get a guy to fuck you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:33pm

    Hey, 5:31, soviet russia is cooler than you will ever be, so suck one!

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    Submitted by stephanie425 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:25am

    people know what yoga is in north carolina??

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    Submitted by bustanut on Mar 17, 10 at 9:06am

    I like airplanes.

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    Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 16, 10 at 8:07pm

    What a sloppy whore

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Mar 16, 10 at 5:24pm

    Stupid... Then he finds out you lied halfway through and kicks you out for the threesome he had after...

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    Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:22am

    Buch of virgins.

    • 45 72
      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 17, 10 at 4:00am

      its texts from last night what did you expect

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    Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 3:06am

    5:33...really? This soviet russia crap has got to stop!