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  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 4:19pm

    i dont even want to be Firsty for this one.

  • 61 32
    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 16, 10 at 9:26pm

    Desperate or a Gentleman. I'm voting on the latter.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 16, 10 at 4:22pm

    The sex may not have been good, but you have to admire the respect given by the British.

  • 46 38
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 9:57pm

    next time I'm sure he'll offer to brush your hair for you.

  • 40 28
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 16, 10 at 9:27pm

    It's the little things.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 16, 10 at 10:38pm

    What a gentleman. Keeper ftw!

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Metallica_181 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:17pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 43 39
    Submitted by mel24 on Jul 17, 10 at 7:05am

    I like to pretend this text comes from the same person that wrote the text right above this one.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by hella_steez on Jul 16, 10 at 9:13pm

    Firsty is fucking baller

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 17, 10 at 1:30am

    And then mess it up that night

  • 38 37
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 17, 10 at 3:08am

    Dude this txt rocks! Quit hatin!

  • 40 48
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 9:40am

    In soviet Russia bed make you

  • 35 38
    Submitted by lexarenee129 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:11am

    I've read better.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 16, 10 at 4:17pm

    I agree rawrr

  • 33 40
    Submitted by sgtextreme94 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:39am

    Firsty is the fuckin man

  • 32 41
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 10:46am

    I would have offered to make breakfast in the morning, but not make the bed. That's pointless because we would just mess it up again.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:55am

    you are either that hot or you were that good....

  • 35 58
    Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 16, 10 at 9:46pm

    What a fucking loser

  • 31 51
    Submitted by zwuang on Jul 16, 10 at 7:56pm

    That's generally the time ppl make their bed

  • 36 61
    Submitted by JV33 on Jul 16, 10 at 6:52pm

    This is the worst text

    • 20 47
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 16, 10 at 8:20pm

      No, just boring. There have been some too disgusting to forget. Those were the worst.

  • 17 25
    Submitted by CrimsonCheetos on Jun 11, 11 at 8:58pm

    Sounds like a gentleman.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:24pm

    How did this get past a moderator? I think the pay to moderate thing is a scam.

  • 30 53
    Submitted by 110340 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:14pm

    Not funny at all..come on tfln

  • 20 35
    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:56am

    How sweet of him!

  • 21 37
    Submitted by sonsallas on Jul 17, 10 at 11:06am

    Desperate - dude should lose his Man card.

  • 27 49
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 16, 10 at 11:28pm

    did he offer to wipe your ass also?

  • 23 45
    Submitted by ChicaMEB on Jul 17, 10 at 4:30am

    Gentleman, staying classy.... Got to admire that in a guy

  • 26 53
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 16, 10 at 8:08pm

    Too desperate

  • 30 62
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 16, 10 at 5:36pm

    Sovietpretzel killed the whole firsty joke

  • 15 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:58am

    Dump his ass things r about to get very complicated

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Geiko on Jul 16, 10 at 4:25pm

    It's not hard to make the bed... O.o

  • 32 68
    Submitted by KyleCondie on Jul 16, 10 at 4:14pm

    This is lame. How did this make it on here?

  • 26 61
    Submitted by rawrzzz95 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:16pm

    It looks like 3 ppl missed the thumbs down button ...

  • 24 58
    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 16, 10 at 4:36pm

    The guys a tool

  • 28 82
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:32pm

    Soviet Russian's are ashamed of this txt. And Firsty. First.

  • 26 80
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 5:41pm

    text me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939