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  • 81 62
    Submitted by Gargoylesama on Mar 5, 11 at 10:06am

    And this is why everyone should have their own place to sleep.

  • 69 49
    Submitted by LordJebus on Mar 5, 11 at 10:41am

    Just how I had my first threesome.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by SlappyLipschitz on Mar 5, 11 at 8:08pm

    I've done something similar: "You can suck him off right there for all I care. I'm still going to finish my drink and watch South Park."

  • 50 44
    Submitted by diggincornwall on Mar 5, 11 at 2:53pm

    probably a whale

  • 49 52
    Submitted by MadF00L on Mar 5, 11 at 11:59am

    Why would anyone text this?