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  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Apr 16, 10 at 8:54am

    Post flyers around town telling people not to allow your parents to post flyers.

  • Submitted by WorstTextEver on Apr 16, 10 at 10:14am

    I'm pretty sure you'll be in rehab in under 5 years. Yet another drain on society. Rock on.

  • Submitted by coorsisclassy on Apr 16, 10 at 8:34am

    I am pretty sure your a animal if your parents have to bring flyers to liquor stores all over town get help haha

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    Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 16, 10 at 9:19am

    Just get some good ol' fashioned moonshine.

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    Submitted by AKubiak87 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:57am

    Best defense to that: The fact that they are trying to post flyers is proof enough that you need the alcohol

  • 98 75
    Submitted by swimit08 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:08am

    Go to other stores

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    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:27am

    Probably for the best hey.....

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    Submitted by Ditzy4321 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:48pm

    R u my sister??lol pretty sure my parents r gna do the same. P

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    Submitted by MsSaurus on Apr 16, 10 at 7:47am

    Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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    Submitted by zdawgg24 on Apr 16, 10 at 2:36pm

    Go to aa

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    Submitted by stasia12360 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:44am

    U gotta get it the best way u know how Their evil don't let them winnnnn

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    Submitted by junior33 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:17am

    Sounds like you need to be prepping for your spelling test, drunk ass :)

  • 78 82
    Submitted by wdrake3 on Apr 16, 10 at 2:45pm

    What the hell else am I supposed to do in the 919? If I can't get women drunk, I'm out a good 40% of ways to spend my free time.

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    Submitted by stasia12360 on May 17, 10 at 7:04pm

    Ghgghgdd

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    Submitted by SpecialCake on Apr 16, 10 at 11:38pm

    There is a line between funny texts about people in rough life situations - as happens in college - and clear, sad signs that you have a problem.

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 1:08pm

    U sound like a local loser in the making.... Maybe ur parents are trying to help save u from yourself

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    Submitted by femmebot on Apr 16, 10 at 9:47am

    Lmfao\nGet a hobo runner\nxD