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  • 135 59
    Submitted by raylealadee on Apr 5, 11 at 3:39pm
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    Nom while naked!

  • 120 48
    Submitted by economizer on Apr 5, 11 at 4:17pm
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    Pussy tastes great, but it's less filling.

  • 107 40
    Submitted by Nasty on Apr 5, 11 at 7:23pm
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    Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin...

  • 82 55
    Submitted by GX22Hellboy on Apr 5, 11 at 3:41pm
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    Hot dogs, tuna Salad, some home made dressing. I don't think you would hungry

    • 25 44
      Submitted by PierreTheLion on Apr 11, 11 at 9:51pm
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      dont think you would hungry...

  • 69 31
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 5, 11 at 5:05pm
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    Here's a thought, eat a bigger breakfast. Problem solved

    • 20 41
      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 5, 11 at 5:58pm
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      Maybe small is the only size she has to work with?

  • 66 41
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Apr 5, 11 at 11:31pm
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    start swallowing

  • 49 44
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:55pm
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    Cock-meat samwiches. Twice the taste, half the calories.

  • 42 32
    Submitted by jasonstraka on Apr 5, 11 at 11:54pm
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    Way to represent Houston..

  • 46 42
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 5, 11 at 4:18pm
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    man up and bring a snack. a lot of dudes (or dudettes) would kill for that

  • 44 46
    Submitted by BABY_IM_BLONDE on Apr 5, 11 at 11:30pm
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    Have her feed you while you're fucking her...

  • 46 50
    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 5, 11 at 3:45pm
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    So it's safe to assume there was no foreplay...?

  • 40 39
    Submitted by GOV on Apr 6, 11 at 10:17am
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    Just need to be able to multitask.

  • 35 34
    Submitted by mytwocents on Apr 6, 11 at 12:24am
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    Snap into a slimjim!!!

  • 31 30
    Submitted by squirrel1515 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:54pm
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    if your not doing both.. ur making a mistake

  • 29 30
    Submitted by bellaconstrictor on Apr 18, 11 at 9:55am
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    Take a few "protein shots" to fill you up.

  • 32 36
    Submitted by grapemist on Apr 6, 11 at 12:39am
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    Try some eatable underwear, it's made for these kinds of things

  • 29 36
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 6, 11 at 10:20am
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    It's called multitasking... Duh

  • 24 34
    Submitted by thatdisneygirl on Apr 9, 11 at 1:10pm
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    Jesse

  • 38 64
    Submitted by tbomber on Apr 5, 11 at 7:50pm
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    you need to take a good long look at your priorities in life.

  • 29 53
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:17pm
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    Why don't you eat a sandwich while having sex??? Duh

  • 34 67
    Submitted by redrumEternal999 on Apr 5, 11 at 7:30pm
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    Lol and that is y Houston is fat...(that's a H-town #)

    • 33 26
      Submitted by firsty on Apr 5, 11 at 10:38pm
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      They're fat because they skip lunch? I think you need to eat more pretzels :)

  • 24 59
    Submitted by Ariciobaur on Apr 6, 11 at 1:51am
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    Bahahah I know how you feel!