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  • Submitted by raylealadee on Apr 5, 11 at 3:39pm

    Nom while naked!

  • Submitted by economizer on Apr 5, 11 at 4:17pm

    Pussy tastes great, but it's less filling.

  • Submitted by Nasty on Apr 5, 11 at 7:23pm

    Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin...

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    Submitted by woopigsooie on Apr 5, 11 at 11:31pm

    start swallowing

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 5, 11 at 5:05pm

    Here's a thought, eat a bigger breakfast. Problem solved

    • 35 64
      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 5, 11 at 5:58pm

      Maybe small is the only size she has to work with?

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    Submitted by GX22Hellboy on Apr 5, 11 at 3:41pm

    Hot dogs, tuna Salad, some home made dressing. I don't think you would hungry

    • 40 63
      Submitted by PierreTheLion on Apr 11, 11 at 9:51pm

      dont think you would hungry...

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    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:55pm

    Cock-meat samwiches. Twice the taste, half the calories.

  • 72 59
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 5, 11 at 4:18pm

    man up and bring a snack. a lot of dudes (or dudettes) would kill for that

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    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 5, 11 at 3:45pm

    So it's safe to assume there was no foreplay...?

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    Submitted by jasonstraka on Apr 5, 11 at 11:54pm

    Way to represent Houston..

  • 62 52
    Submitted by mytwocents on Apr 6, 11 at 12:24am

    Snap into a slimjim!!!

  • 60 60
    Submitted by BABY_IM_BLONDE on Apr 5, 11 at 11:30pm

    Have her feed you while you're fucking her...

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    Submitted by squirrel1515 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:54pm

    if your not doing both.. ur making a mistake

  • 54 56
    Submitted by grapemist on Apr 6, 11 at 12:39am

    Try some eatable underwear, it's made for these kinds of things

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    Submitted by redrumEternal999 on Apr 5, 11 at 7:30pm

    Lol and that is y Houston is fat...(that's a H-town #)

    • 45 45
      Submitted by firsty on Apr 5, 11 at 10:38pm

      They're fat because they skip lunch? I think you need to eat more pretzels :)

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    Submitted by bellaconstrictor on Apr 18, 11 at 9:55am

    Take a few "protein shots" to fill you up.

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    Submitted by GOV on Apr 6, 11 at 10:17am

    Just need to be able to multitask.

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 5, 11 at 10:17pm

    Why don't you eat a sandwich while having sex??? Duh

  • 38 47
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 6, 11 at 10:20am

    It's called multitasking... Duh

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    Submitted by thatdisneygirl on Apr 9, 11 at 1:10pm

    Jesse

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    Submitted by tbomber on Apr 5, 11 at 7:50pm

    you need to take a good long look at your priorities in life.

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    Submitted by Ariciobaur on Apr 6, 11 at 1:51am

    Bahahah I know how you feel!