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  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 7, 10 at 10:01am

    sounds like fucking you reminded her of limp noodles

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      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Sep 8, 10 at 12:08am

      HARHARHAR looks like we have a comedian over here... nOrly.. i did lawl.

  • Submitted by akodrea on Sep 7, 10 at 10:25am

    I guess your skills in bed aren't very souper.

  • Submitted by ct5590 on Sep 7, 10 at 9:17am

    Soup is good food. More satisfying than your dick I guess.

  • Submitted by cmillss on Sep 7, 10 at 9:24am

    Sounds like you were banging a high chick

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      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 11:01pm

      she'd have to be really fucking high to stop sex though.. or the sex was horrible cause there's really not much I wanna do more when I'm high than fuck

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    Submitted by jayy on Sep 7, 10 at 9:43am

    you must be really bad.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 7, 10 at 2:23pm

    I can't think of ramen as soup. Nor can i think of a soup I'd find better then dick.....

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      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 11:03pm

      I just wanted to say thank you for that comment.. it restored some of my faith in humanity

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    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 7, 10 at 10:04am

    Top Ramen? Not even Campbells? That sucks for you dude.

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    Submitted by thelastllama on Sep 7, 10 at 9:15am

    Did she at least come back with a sammich for you and get back on?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 10:32am

    Lmao | V

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    Submitted by The_n00b3r on Sep 27, 10 at 4:22am

    Either you're as bad as Top Ramen, or she knows a reeeeeeeeeeally good recipie.

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    Submitted by jewboyfresh on Sep 8, 10 at 12:45am

    This girls a keeper bro

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    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 7, 10 at 12:48pm

    Bahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa!

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    Submitted by squibkick on Sep 7, 10 at 8:16pm

    You got stood up mid stream by Raman noodles? Why the hell would you post this? Epic fail.

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    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Sep 7, 10 at 7:30pm

    that sucks you got partly cocky blocked by A.D.D. or weed.

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    Submitted by sillysillygoose on Sep 10, 10 at 2:04pm

    hahaha I like her

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    Submitted by thechick99 on Sep 9, 10 at 6:37am

    Needle d!ck, ftw.

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 7, 10 at 11:01pm

    And not even good soup, either. As Keith Knight says, Top Ramen is like the bacon-wrapped hot dog of soup.

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    Submitted by smashedface on Sep 7, 10 at 11:56am

    Lol @ K66

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    Submitted by android69 on Sep 8, 10 at 9:29am

    @Valkrie...I must meet you. lol

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    Submitted by bjaminable on Sep 24, 10 at 1:54am

    This sounds strangely familiar....

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    Submitted by megzii14 on Sep 8, 10 at 1:36am

    I'd probably go for the ramen as well...high or not

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    Submitted by drparag on Sep 9, 10 at 6:41pm

    That's a sad day when you find out your dick is less pleasurable than limp noodles

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 9, 10 at 8:18pm

    @android69 your screen name alone leads me to believe we would get along ; )

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    Submitted by kaatchikka on Jan 23, 12 at 5:16pm

    that beats stopping while in the car parked outside sig ep, jumping out and peeing in a bush then sitting on the sidewalk and looking at my stilettos and yelling out "who the fuck invented these" at like 2 am. i wish i had soup