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  • 95 51
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 19, 10 at 11:20am
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    thanks, by the way.....

  • 65 33
    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 19, 10 at 3:53pm
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    did yah toast it first?

  • 61 37
    Submitted by beerjunkie on Jul 19, 10 at 2:10pm
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    A poptart makes everything better

  • 49 42
    Submitted by M2DOOM on Jul 21, 10 at 10:09pm
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    a kind soul

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Biscotti187 on Jul 19, 10 at 4:16pm
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    You're a wonderful person

  • 46 43
    Submitted by cleotis on Jul 19, 10 at 10:59pm
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    What this world needs is a few more pop tarts.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 28, 10 at 12:49am
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    I now have a shred of hope left in man kind

  • 50 54
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:42pm
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    Poptarts are yummy but yeah firsty they can make you thirsty.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by getkilled on Jul 19, 10 at 12:52pm
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    Firsty get killed

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 4:53am
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    9:17- wayne's world ftw.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jul 19, 10 at 9:17pm
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    Was he an Indian with a guy who looked like Jim Morrison

  • 45 50
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 19, 10 at 5:25pm
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    You deserve an award.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 19, 10 at 11:22am
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    These poptarts are making me firsty

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:16pm
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    Should have given him pretzels

  • 54 74
    Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 19, 10 at 11:52am
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    MyWife... You need to stop now.. Yours wasn't even funny the first time I read it.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:10pm
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    Security? Please escort douche bag out for unnecessary threats of death to Firsty?!

  • 45 60
    Submitted by guff1991 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:14am
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    these tflns have gotten progressively worse over the past month

  • 40 61
    Submitted by HighFirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:26pm
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    Yeahh man I'm so high and firsty

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:16pm
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    Me no likey !

  • 37 58
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 2:02pm
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    Dont worry beer dingo on duty.... Passing out strong brew to those that do not subscribe to firstypalooza.. Beer for you.. You get belgian ale... Ew you get bud lite... Ummm mead for you...and all get pretzels.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by foolishfool on Jul 19, 10 at 11:57pm
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    Fools

  • 32 50
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 2:42pm
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    The poptart hads teh roofys

  • 37 62
    Submitted by brixx22 on Jul 21, 10 at 4:05am
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    Ha wowwww!

  • 31 54
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 19, 10 at 12:12pm
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    Stepped On A Poptart

    • 47 67
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 10 at 12:38pm
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      That's "stepped on a pop-top." "Margaritaville" was written during the days when beer and soda cans had removable pull-tabs. People often discarded the pull-tabs on the ground, where they were a hazard to people walking barefoot.

  • 43 81
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 11:44am
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    Thats no naked guy, that's my wife!

  • 35 68
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 2:03pm
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    And heres a glass of chardonay for the naked wife.... And some sunscreen..

  • 15 31
    Submitted by strikerz890 on Jul 8, 11 at 1:00am
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    That was very generous of you.

  • 24 57
    Submitted by yamama on Jul 20, 10 at 2:03am
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    Poptarts make everything better.