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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 19, 10 at 11:20am

    thanks, by the way.....

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    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 19, 10 at 3:53pm

    did yah toast it first?

  • 75 51
    Submitted by beerjunkie on Jul 19, 10 at 2:10pm

    A poptart makes everything better

  • 64 60
    Submitted by M2DOOM on Jul 21, 10 at 10:09pm

    a kind soul

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Biscotti187 on Jul 19, 10 at 4:16pm

    You're a wonderful person

  • 58 56
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jul 19, 10 at 9:17pm

    Was he an Indian with a guy who looked like Jim Morrison

  • 63 70
    Submitted by foolishfool on Jul 19, 10 at 11:57pm

    Fools

  • 67 78
    Submitted by HighFirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:26pm

    Yeahh man I'm so high and firsty

  • 58 61
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 28, 10 at 12:49am

    I now have a shred of hope left in man kind

  • 59 63
    Submitted by cleotis on Jul 19, 10 at 10:59pm

    What this world needs is a few more pop tarts.

  • Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 19, 10 at 11:22am

    These poptarts are making me firsty

  • 67 82
    Submitted by getkilled on Jul 19, 10 at 12:52pm

    Firsty get killed

  • 60 68
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:42pm

    Poptarts are yummy but yeah firsty they can make you thirsty.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 19, 10 at 5:25pm

    You deserve an award.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 4:53am

    9:17- wayne's world ftw.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:16pm

    Should have given him pretzels

  • 56 78
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:10pm

    Security? Please escort douche bag out for unnecessary threats of death to Firsty?!

  • 62 90
    Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 19, 10 at 11:52am

    MyWife... You need to stop now.. Yours wasn't even funny the first time I read it.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:16pm

    Me no likey !

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 19, 10 at 12:12pm

    Stepped On A Poptart

    • 57 82
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 10 at 12:38pm

      That's "stepped on a pop-top." "Margaritaville" was written during the days when beer and soda cans had removable pull-tabs. People often discarded the pull-tabs on the ground, where they were a hazard to people walking barefoot.

  • 58 96
    Submitted by guff1991 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:14am

    these tflns have gotten progressively worse over the past month

  • 49 79
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 2:02pm

    Dont worry beer dingo on duty.... Passing out strong brew to those that do not subscribe to firstypalooza.. Beer for you.. You get belgian ale... Ew you get bud lite... Ummm mead for you...and all get pretzels.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 2:42pm

    The poptart hads teh roofys

  • 56 98
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 11:44am

    Thats no naked guy, that's my wife!

  • Submitted by brixx22 on Jul 21, 10 at 4:05am

    Ha wowwww!

  • 25 44
    Submitted by strikerz890 on Jul 8, 11 at 1:00am

    That was very generous of you.

  • 43 81
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 2:03pm

    And heres a glass of chardonay for the naked wife.... And some sunscreen..

  • 34 80
    Submitted by yamama on Jul 20, 10 at 2:03am

    Poptarts make everything better.