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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.

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you forgot "Gotta Love Spring Break" LOL!

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 3:39pm

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I think you misspelled "orgy".

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 16, 10 at 5:00pm

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Hahaha totally happened to me... But not 5 people lol it was 2....well that's my story imma go watch some pornhub vids cuz Im not getting any pussy tonight, peace in the middle east.

Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:39am

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Girls if you wanna be adventurous step 1 is the pill. Morons

Submitted by xsaint on Mar 17, 10 at 3:12am

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People are always forgetting the pill these days...

Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 6:04pm

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Lol... That is too funny

Submitted by domo5144 on Mar 16, 10 at 11:56pm

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No phones allowed on in planned parenthood ! Haha

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:54am

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That's one epic party!

Submitted by inks84 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:28pm

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Well Tuesdays are abortion day at planned parenthood...

Submitted by Ace12 on Mar 16, 10 at 4:03pm

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Can we say Plan B??? lol

Submitted by MinxyMia on May 14, 11 at 1:16am

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dirtyphonebook.com

Submitted by wineyallthetime on Mar 17, 10 at 9:37am

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I was 3 of the other people

Submitted by liamronan on Mar 16, 10 at 11:26pm

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That's so fucking cool, your all so fucking cool I envy you.

Submitted by cazzo on Mar 16, 10 at 3:27pm

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I hope you're all there for the herp or something else incurable. It's called karmaic justice, idiots

Submitted by anonymousme on Mar 16, 10 at 7:50pm

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12:21 it's planned so it was intended... By someone... It's basically "umm OH SHIT I FORGOT A CONDOM sort of. SORRY!"

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:28am

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Yay for housto

Submitted by lexialamode on Mar 17, 10 at 3:04am

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Wow girls. You should be so proud of yourselves. Your all whores. Thank goodness you aren't producing any more welfare suported children.

Submitted by jrj on Mar 16, 10 at 9:58pm

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Hopefully they're all just there for Plan B and not because of some STD epidemic...

Submitted by inks84 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:31pm

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Aids much?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:01pm

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I like trains

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:16pm

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I live in the 832 omg!

Submitted by Me777 on Mar 21, 10 at 12:29pm

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Thank God for plan B

Submitted by dirtysanchez on Mar 16, 10 at 5:22pm

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Gifiltafish

Submitted by yellowdickleon on Mar 16, 10 at 3:33pm

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Girls like these ruin it for girls like me. *Sigh.*

Submitted by pinkheadbandd on Mar 18, 10 at 2:20am

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Hahah! thanks, guys. we were actually going on an STD testing field trip since some of us have never gone before. wish us luck!

Submitted by peppercurls on Mar 17, 10 at 7:48pm

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Lol damn

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 11 at 3:48pm

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First!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 3:22pm

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That's so fake you wouldn't suspect your pregnant after only one weekend

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:21am

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- retard, people call it the morning after pill for a reason...
  
  Submitted by jurk on Mar 22, 10 at 10:20pm
  
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Goddamn...

Submitted by MsNissa on Mar 16, 10 at 9:59pm

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That's the way to do it!!!

Submitted by asdfghjll on Mar 17, 10 at 12:24am

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I need to party with you

Submitted by diznit on Jun 3, 10 at 3:34am

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Planned parenthood is the greatest clinic ever created.

Submitted by profhopkins on Mar 22, 10 at 2:16pm

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Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 3:39pm

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 16, 10 at 5:00pm

Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:39am

Submitted by xsaint on Mar 17, 10 at 3:12am

Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 6:04pm

Submitted by domo5144 on Mar 16, 10 at 11:56pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:54am

Submitted by inks84 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:28pm

Submitted by Ace12 on Mar 16, 10 at 4:03pm

Submitted by MinxyMia on May 14, 11 at 1:16am

Submitted by wineyallthetime on Mar 17, 10 at 9:37am

Submitted by liamronan on Mar 16, 10 at 11:26pm

Submitted by cazzo on Mar 16, 10 at 3:27pm

Submitted by anonymousme on Mar 16, 10 at 7:50pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:28am

Submitted by lexialamode on Mar 17, 10 at 3:04am

Submitted by jrj on Mar 16, 10 at 9:58pm

Submitted by inks84 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:31pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:01pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:16pm

Submitted by Me777 on Mar 21, 10 at 12:29pm

Submitted by dirtysanchez on Mar 16, 10 at 5:22pm

Submitted by yellowdickleon on Mar 16, 10 at 3:33pm

Submitted by pinkheadbandd on Mar 18, 10 at 2:20am

Submitted by peppercurls on Mar 17, 10 at 7:48pm

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