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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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Deal!
Guys, learn from this dude. Seriously.
See guys can get what they want by using sex too!
Address..?
deal. where are you?
I'm hungry. i dont want a slurpee or advil.
Haha:)
Woah. Number? Now? >_< lmao
who says this is from a dude? guys dont usually negotiate that well. sounds like something id get from my bfff after a long night of partying.
What flavor?
Sounds like he had three cravings..
I will bring you extra strength advil and TWO slurpees if you slurp me!! =>
Who said romance is dead?
so i couldve been getting slurpees and painkillers this whole time!?!?
Who needs a slurpie n an Advil, be a boss n just do it :p
I sure hope that hour is divisible.
LMAO @ medic52.
I Agree with heyoh. Be This Guy!!!
Hahah this totally sounds like my boyfriend. Best boyfriend ever.
What's your beef, BondDaddy?
Beccaboo, not every guy is like that one asshole guy you dated in the past. This seems like a fair trade.
only an hour? i can do it for much longer.
On my way... Wooo hooo
Only on the island...
Okayy. :))
:))
Like .... Omg
puppetmaster whats ur # we can find out just how long u can go ;)
Hmmm I'll try this sometime
Deal.
Wow, what will you do for a Large ICEE and 2 excedrins??
Mom?
Be there in 5!!!
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Slurpee = flavor\nadvil = brainfreeze\n\nIt's going to be a wild hour bwahaha!!!
ummm i will bribg you whatever you need homeboy
takee meh!! i think im in love
So sweet
For a slurpee and advil, you better eat that asshole too you fuckk
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