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  • Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Mar 6, 11 at 3:08pm

    He's a keeper

  • Submitted by RodFarva on Mar 6, 11 at 3:18pm

    OP is a guy,

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 6, 11 at 11:35pm

    Then there are those that keep it in and scream, "He shoots! He scores!"

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    Submitted by goodhead50 on Mar 6, 11 at 6:47pm

    OP's hookup is apparently from the shallow end of the gene pool, pulling out is not an effective form of birth control. Trust me on this one.

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 6, 11 at 3:11pm

    This is obviously fake, you're supposed to say: "NO WHAMMY, STOP!"

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    Submitted by ky80 on Mar 6, 11 at 3:16pm

    Manlaw: please shut the fuck up.

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    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 7, 11 at 2:23am

    UNOFFICIAL

  • Submitted by goodhead50 on Mar 6, 11 at 6:44pm

    Manlaw, "NO WHAMMY STOP!" was great! I have to admit I'm one of your fans, your trolling is creative and often amusing.

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    Submitted by SchoolBusFire on Mar 7, 11 at 7:17am

    Like a boss.

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    Submitted by brianna33 on Mar 7, 11 at 10:29am

    Thats stupied lilz

  • Submitted by bandandamandan on Mar 6, 11 at 4:12pm

    Manlaw just cuz nobody will ever give you head doesn't mean you need to be mad at others for it

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      Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 6, 11 at 5:09pm

      This text has nothing to do with oral sex. You're a moron.

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        Submitted by colan08 on Mar 7, 11 at 12:14am

        Manlaw, I am usually annoyed with trolling and would rather not help ones defense...but kudos on that one dude.

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    Submitted by ChicoRico on Mar 6, 11 at 10:46pm

    This guy was raised well...haha

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 7, 11 at 8:47am

    The HIV and herpes will get you.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 7, 11 at 3:17am

    sounds like my ex, what's his name?

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    Submitted by mongo678 on Mar 9, 11 at 9:19am

    You need to marry this guy. Two reasons: 1) He pulled out. 2) He didn't give you a facial. You really need to blow him til he proposes

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    Submitted by dropsofash on Dec 8, 11 at 1:34am

    Goooo lake county illinois. Keepin it classy and the population down!

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    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 7, 11 at 12:15am

    i hope she yelled out "no class!" just before he passed out.

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    Submitted by MissAntoinette69 on Mar 15, 11 at 3:54am

    Was his name Johnny, were his actual words "No Babies" and did this happen in Georgia ?

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    Submitted by firstyzz on Mar 6, 11 at 8:56pm

    RodFarva, I'm sorry about the fudge dragon I splattered all over your urinal. I was on homicidal amounts of LSD

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    Submitted by guthdaddy on Mar 6, 11 at 11:10pm

    Hilarious.

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    Submitted by imdown on Mar 8, 11 at 1:31am

    847 waaaazzzaaaa