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  • 76 56
    Submitted by spudman on Mar 1, 11 at 4:43pm

    It's a play off Christian bales' rant.

    • 46 71
      Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 1, 11 at 4:48pm

      He's the guy that directed that movie with the blue people, right?

      • 47 59
        Submitted by CheckOne on Mar 2, 11 at 2:44am

        You're thinking of Steevin Schpileburg I think.

        • 40 50
          Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 9:57am

          I thought that was the dead guy who played the joker?

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Jeszrs on Mar 1, 11 at 4:48pm

    Wow manlaw6 according to you everything is fake. Fuck off. It's funny that's the point.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by calixdude4life on Mar 2, 11 at 6:00am

    James Cameron directed Avatar.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 1, 11 at 4:46pm

    *done fucking

  • 62 74
    Submitted by buddhaman99 on Mar 1, 11 at 8:01pm

    Don't you say that! Don't EVER say that.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Mar 1, 11 at 4:52pm

    I am in love with jaeger <3

  • 52 59
    Submitted by djmerrill21 on Mar 1, 11 at 8:52pm

    I say something like that every hangover. It never sticks. :)

  • 53 66
    Submitted by slickerino on Mar 1, 11 at 5:34pm

    I once drank so much jaeger I hallucinated seeing the devil.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Suomen_tytto on Mar 1, 11 at 10:29pm

    Jäger is amazing!!! People really need to learn how to spell

  • 51 66
    Submitted by shaness on Mar 2, 11 at 11:11pm

    Where the fuck is manlaw's comment?

  • 45 57
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 2, 11 at 2:18am

    a comma in select places could alter this text significantly

  • 48 66
    Submitted by brokencarwindow on Mar 7, 11 at 11:02am

    Sounds like some ones a lil bitch bee tee dubs jäger suck too much syrup not enuff alcohol.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 2, 11 at 12:29am

    thats a high school drink it never was a prefessional relationship anyways!!!!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 2, 11 at 7:43am

    After one horrible experience with jäger I haven't touched that stuff in 6 years.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 1, 11 at 6:01pm

    Clearly Jeszrs is unfamiliar with satiric irony

  • 42 70
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 2, 11 at 12:30am

    professional*

  • 45 76
    Submitted by aunt_zelda on Mar 1, 11 at 10:56pm

    When I read this I thought it said 'Jager' and I thought the texter broke up with a Jager from Girl Genius last night.

  • 51 91
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 1, 11 at 4:17pm

    This is obviously fake, no one has a professional relationship with jaegar!

    • 46 56
      Submitted by bandkid27 on Mar 2, 11 at 1:05am

      Don't you have anything better to do than troll legonut?

  • 35 60
    Submitted by dancinshakacon on Mar 1, 11 at 8:59pm

    fuckin love this comment!

  • 46 82
    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 1, 11 at 7:09pm

    I have a friend who's last name is jaeger....

  • Submitted by grandma_moses on Mar 1, 11 at 8:12pm

    Jäger. Not jaeger. If you're old enough to drink it, you're old enough to spell it right.