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  • 95 64
    Submitted by ashleyfsu27 on Mar 16, 10 at 10:13pm

    Golden Girls=Amazing\n\nBut definatly cockblockers

  • 77 54
    Submitted by fuggedaboudit on Mar 16, 10 at 11:46pm

    Cockblocked by Bea Arthur.

  • 71 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 5:14am

    Blanche Devereaux would be disappointed in you!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by andiez on Mar 17, 10 at 1:32am

    I've chosen to watch golden girls instead of having sex before, and would probably do it again

    • 48 68
      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:48pm

      You and the OP both need to find better bedmates.

  • 52 37
    Submitted by broadway218 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:25am

    Haha! I did the exact same thing! ^.^

  • 58 50
    Submitted by everybodylies on Mar 16, 10 at 10:56pm

    You made the right choice in my opinion.\nEspecially if the sex was going to be bad. just saying...

  • 60 55
    Submitted by ganesh on Mar 17, 10 at 12:32pm

    There is no chick hot enough for me to stop watching tv especially a marathon

    • 44 50
      Submitted by mday24 on Mar 17, 10 at 5:07pm

      and that is probably why you are a 40 year old virgin. ;)

  • 58 51
    Submitted by queerthanqueer on Mar 17, 10 at 12:05pm

    Thank you for being a friend my ass

  • 65 65
    Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 16, 10 at 11:33pm

    yeah, no bitching for you if you prefer "Golden Girls" over cock.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by JackBerton on Mar 17, 10 at 8:55am

    If you're choosing Golden Girls over him, you need a new man.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 17, 10 at 6:14am

    It's like looking into your future isn't it.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by tu_salsa on Mar 17, 10 at 1:44pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!... The way I see it, if he was the one he'd get you off and watch golden girls with you.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 16, 10 at 10:57pm

    No sex is better than BAD sex

    • 54 54
      Submitted by Spudorato on Mar 17, 10 at 12:56am

      Not true, i've gotten to the point where I'm wanking it to other times I've wanked it.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by REKJBK on Mar 17, 10 at 5:59pm

    Lol!!! I would so do the same thing!!! Love it!

  • 58 71
    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 17, 10 at 12:28am

    You must be at least 60...stop sucking and go bump uglies

  • 53 62
    Submitted by marycat10 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:38am

    I would do the same thing

  • 59 75
    Submitted by janky on Mar 16, 10 at 10:09pm

    Ur a fuckin idiot.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:57pm

    Golden Girls is awesome!

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:31am

    Mom?

  • 50 67
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 17, 10 at 5:28am

    I'll TiVo golden girls for you now let's get down to brass tacks.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:16am

    Fail

  • 50 70
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 17, 10 at 1:19am

    That is what a DVR is for!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:17am

    Blog Dot Org

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 16, 10 at 10:24pm

    Sad you

  • 53 84
    Submitted by ohhlindsey on Mar 16, 10 at 10:21pm

    that's a great excuse. haha

  • 43 66
    Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:16am

    Rusty douchenozzle

  • 46 83
    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 16, 10 at 11:22pm

    are you sure youre not a dyke?

  • 52 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:03pm

    First!!!

  • 11 16
    Submitted by J0lt on Jun 29, 12 at 7:05am

    Haha, everyone talking about chicks. $10 says this was a g-a-y guy.

  • 29 71
    Submitted by veevont on Mar 17, 10 at 7:11pm

    There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut...