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  • Submitted by ButteredToast on Sep 8, 10 at 2:59pm

    If a key can open several different locks, it's a master key. If a lock can be opened by several different keys, then it's a shitty lock. I think that OP falls into the latter category.

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      Submitted by colabea on Sep 8, 10 at 5:27pm

      what a tired, pathetic analogy

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        Submitted by Nobodyseven on Sep 8, 10 at 6:12pm

        i'd be mad too if i was summed up that easily by a TFLN poster

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        Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Sep 8, 10 at 9:50pm

        analogy must correlate to you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 3:41pm

    I'm glad I have a penis and don't have to bleed every month

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      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 8, 10 at 3:55pm

      "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!"

  • Submitted by pacosanchez on Sep 8, 10 at 2:51pm

    The keys to herpesville

  • Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Sep 8, 10 at 3:37pm

    Hey now, having a vagina put you at an advantage in many situations, without having to use it. If a guy thinks there is any chance of him getting a piece, he is willing to do many things... Oil changes, buy drinks, lower prices on vehicles, etc.

  • Submitted by yourconscience on Sep 8, 10 at 3:33pm

    Silly woman, so THAT'S how you got out of the kitchen?!

  • Submitted by An0n on Sep 8, 10 at 5:38pm

    A vagina isn't good if everybody has the key to your city.

  • Submitted by superhead on Sep 8, 10 at 2:54pm

    Fucking and blowing your way Through life good girl

  • Submitted by archer79 on Sep 8, 10 at 4:25pm

    Calix, cock alone doesn't normally make a woman squeal. If the man can't use his imagination and other body parts the cock might as well be nonexistent. Thanks for the laugh

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    Submitted by triick on Sep 8, 10 at 5:30pm

    more like the keyhole

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    Submitted by Keefcurl on Sep 9, 10 at 9:06pm

    I'd say the vagina was the lock and the penises of many males were the keys but whatever.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 8, 10 at 3:52pm

    no the keys go into you, hence making you the very stripped out lock

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 8, 10 at 3:32pm

    sounds like some good whoresmithing

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    Submitted by JohnLaurin on Sep 9, 10 at 2:16am

    Or its the lock and my dick is the key ;)

  • Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 5:24pm

    Who wants toast?

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    Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Sep 8, 10 at 11:33pm

    She's talking about power. The power that comes with a vagina. The power of sex. Not the act of it. SMH...

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    Submitted by Phys on Sep 8, 10 at 4:24pm

    Actually it's the thing that will keep you from getting a key to the city since those are given to important people only. God I watch way too much Tosh.0

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 8:16pm

    I wanna live in your neighborhood:)

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    Submitted by tiffbran on Jan 19, 11 at 9:13pm

    Wouldn't the vag be the city, and the keys be the.... johnsons?

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    Submitted by britishaccent on Sep 10, 10 at 10:43am

    who wants to have keys when you can own a deadbolt lock.

  • Submitted by archer79 on Sep 8, 10 at 4:26pm

    But yeah--vagina shouldn't be a clown car, either. Enjoy the herpes, OP

  • Submitted by thelastllama on Sep 8, 10 at 11:28pm


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    Submitted by Swizzcheez on Sep 10, 10 at 12:30pm

    407 Kissimmee!....or Orlando. Lol

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 8, 10 at 3:10pm

    Butteredtoast, nicely put.

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    Submitted by whatnow201 on Sep 12, 10 at 11:41pm

    for real! i say who gets in....we've let up on our immigration laws recently

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    Submitted by sillly_lillly on Sep 10, 10 at 7:04pm

    More like having the lock to the city. If your vagina is more like a key, you need help

  • Submitted by keithmars on Sep 11, 10 at 1:24am

    That's an honest text. Any guy at any time. Its amazing how few of you girls realize this. These guys on here whining about cheaters: it's because they've never had the opportunity.

  • Submitted by calixdude4life on Sep 8, 10 at 3:12pm

    At the end of the day the vagina is still subservient to the cock

  • Submitted by calixdude4life on Sep 8, 10 at 4:42pm

    I think your missing the point archer the post or my reply has nothing to do with making a female squeal or the ways of going about it in bed