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  • Submitted by pacosanchez on Mar 10, 10 at 2:58pm

    It does sound a bit far fetched but I myself went on a cruise to the Bahamas and it was amazing. It's like a boat full of people who only want to drink, take drugs, and fuck.

  • Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 10, 10 at 3:46pm

    Maybe the two girls will babysit while you do the old lady with 3 kids again?

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Mar 10, 10 at 3:09pm

    Yeah, Ive been on a cruise to the Bahamas. I absolutely believe him.

  • Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 10, 10 at 3:01pm

    Sweet! Now I know what I have to look foreward to for my cruise this summer :D

  • Submitted by tidewellh on Mar 10, 10 at 5:52pm

    Absolutely true. Just came back from a cruise in January and this text sums up how the week went. Anyone calling fake is either jealous or picked a lame cruise line.

  • Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 10, 10 at 4:31pm

    Anyone posting fake is just sad they missed out on a threesome and a milf

  • Submitted by rickym11 on Mar 10, 10 at 2:40pm

    Yesssss

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    Submitted by OHSNAP on Mar 11, 10 at 1:52am

    Sounds like he might have killed them.

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    Submitted by Marino on Mar 10, 10 at 11:41pm

    haha I'm going there this summer!

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 10, 10 at 11:07pm

    @4:17 Dude y are nothing more then 40 ywar old virgin still living at home. Liar

  • 91 86
    Submitted by shaylaaa on Mar 10, 10 at 4:17pm

    they only said fake cuz he said 10 bucks a text. it's expensive, just not that expensive.

  • 84 74
    Submitted by elliedunn12 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:31am

    I think I also know who this person is... I may have been on the same ship....

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    Submitted by thatguyC on Mar 10, 10 at 9:15pm

    My hero

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    Submitted by wells101 on Mar 10, 10 at 7:47pm

    Yikes.

  • 80 82
    Submitted by grandmasboy on Mar 11, 10 at 11:33am

    Alllrriiiiiiiiiiiighhtttt

  • 70 63
    Submitted by bearsfan on Mar 14, 10 at 5:55pm

    I was on that cruise! I know the guy! Absolutely true.

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    Submitted by 213cali on Mar 11, 10 at 12:55am

    No icebergs

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 10, 10 at 2:24pm

    Lol.. Fake. But imaginative +1.

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    Submitted by drMurderface on Mar 17, 10 at 7:22pm

    God here, all is forgiven my son.

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    Submitted by golightly on Mar 10, 10 at 5:46pm

    Shit I just liked that. God knows what kind of sick 30 year old guy I just encourages.

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    Submitted by shadowfox on Mar 26, 10 at 12:13pm

    10,000th person to like this. sir you are my hero. when i went to the bahamas, this is pretty much what everyone did. x, coke, copious amounts of alcohol, and orgies abound.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Mar 10, 10 at 4:57pm

    Yes, texts can be that expensive from foreign countries and especially cruise ships

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    Submitted by radaradarada on Mar 14, 10 at 1:26pm

    And what Cruise Line were you on again...?? :D

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    Submitted by justpeachy91 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:11am

    My cruising experience has been the same as 2:58's. I hooked up with three different guys in the first couple days. That's really the only thing people wanna do :)

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    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 10, 10 at 6:39pm

    so we came across the water

  • Submitted by randomname on Mar 10, 10 at 2:27pm

    I agree that it is fake but it's a good one nonetheless.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 1:15am

    Go UK! Go Big Blue!

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    Submitted by psykotic on Mar 13, 10 at 11:18pm

    Damn. Lol

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    Submitted by Epimetheus on Mar 10, 10 at 7:20pm

    Oh classic

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    Submitted by xbrzrk3rzx on Mar 10, 10 at 4:54pm

    Bullshit

  • 75 94
    Submitted by samsquatch on Mar 10, 10 at 7:15pm

    Atta boy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 9:38pm

    Gyros are delicious!!

  • Submitted by Pickleinacup on Mar 10, 10 at 3:22pm

    Holy shit sketchy much?

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 3:53pm

    wttttf I hope noone prays for you. sketttchy?

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 10, 10 at 11:04pm

    Ur a liar. You know ur a 42 year old loser living in moms basement jacking off to porn u virgin

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 10, 10 at 11:08pm

    @4:31. Dude u could not get laid in a whore house loser. Get the hell out of moms attic and get a life.

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    Submitted by heylookicando on Feb 4, 11 at 12:35am

    Its actually believable fun things happen on cruises like relations on the deck in front of the captains cabin....oh yes.

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    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 9:56pm

    Don't worry. God will understand