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  • 56 40
    Submitted by PrivatePussy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:20am
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    What the hell at a party they could basically clean up for you. Why wouldn't you want one?

  • 43 35
    Submitted by piebald on Jul 20, 10 at 11:38pm
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    No, you didn't.

  • 39 41
    Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 20, 10 at 2:06pm
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    Ew. Thats disguting

  • 30 28
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:48pm
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    This is stupid and monkeys are nasty poop throwers

  • 37 42
    Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 21, 10 at 2:06am
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    Dogs and cats will eat vomit as well...

  • 41 50
    Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 20, 10 at 11:04am
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    These pretzels are making me firsty

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 12:05pm
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    Unless it's a safari. Otherwise. Monkeys are caged

  • 35 44
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:05pm
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    Jesus would make 11:34 anon sterile

  • 39 55
    Submitted by tashab on Jul 20, 10 at 11:06am
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    You're both idiots.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:18pm
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    Idk about this, but I think that's hilarious. First one I laughed at in a while.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Imhornyletsfuk on Jul 20, 10 at 5:11pm
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    Inner spiecies prejudice is wrong.

  • 30 40
    Submitted by mikescott on Aug 6, 10 at 12:36am
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    dont feed the monkeys!

  • 31 42
    Submitted by courtvt10 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:59pm
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    haha only the norfolk zoo...such a classy establishment

  • 36 52
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 12:21pm
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    Anonymous way to be green. Douchetard.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:09pm
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 26 33
    Submitted by rikie83 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:08am
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    That all depends if the puke contained banana residue!!! Pet monkeys eat their own poo too.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:04pm
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    Thats 11:34 anon

  • 33 50
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:36pm
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 28 40
    Submitted by FenderChick on Jul 20, 10 at 11:34am
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    What kind of zoo lets people in with the animals? Especially letting drunk people in...

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:05am
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    This monkey's making me Firsty!

  • 27 41
    Submitted by balhblah on Jul 20, 10 at 11:20am
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    I want one more now

  • 26 39
    Submitted by mathematician on Jul 20, 10 at 11:06am
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    Wouldn't that be cool though? You wouldn't have to clean up after yourself.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 20, 10 at 7:13pm
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    VA BEACH has a zoo? i knew it was full of rednecks. i lived there for 3 yrs and that was wayyyyyyy too long

  • 29 49
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 21, 10 at 9:37am
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    Faker

  • 29 51
    Submitted by _betweenwords on Jul 20, 10 at 6:53pm
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    this is why i don't like monkeys; disgusting.

  • 30 57
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:37am
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    That's more incentive TO get a pet monkey... They clean up!!!

  • 27 52
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 11:39pm
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    Mmm...scrum-diddly-umptious!

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:34am
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    You should go to Memphis..the majority of the city is full of monkeys who will do anything! Its in their genes though. They're just dumb. Good at pickin that cotton and eatin that watermelon though..

  • 16 40
    Submitted by spewtaine on Jul 20, 10 at 11:09am
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    I was just at the norfolk zoo yesterday and the monkeys are in glass you liar

  • 19 53
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:03pm
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    11:34 you are a shit -tard . Firstys despise you and the immortal beer dingo will not deliver to your neighborhood... Haters fade..

  • 16 55
    Submitted by bobworth on Jul 20, 10 at 1:12pm
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    That's the best reason to HAVE a monkey!