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    Submitted by gnarcotics on Mar 5, 10 at 4:59pm

    true story: my weirdest "where the fuck did this shit come from" moment came from waking up with an electric toothbrush, bottle of foundation, & bag of water balloons in my purse

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 3:34pm

    First! :)

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    Submitted by anman on Mar 5, 10 at 11:07pm

    Bagels and creamcheese not bagels and condom. Must remember to wear my reading glasses when I go shopping

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    Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 7, 10 at 2:59am

    Congrats you now have aids and a huge ass...

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    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 5, 10 at 4:23pm

    Even when you have sex with a bagel you should use protection.