I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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First! :)
Congrats you now have aids and a huge ass...
Bagels and creamcheese not bagels and condom. Must remember to wear my reading glasses when I go shopping
Even when you have sex with a bagel you should use protection.
true story: my weirdest "where the fuck did this shit come from" moment came from waking up with an electric toothbrush, bottle of foundation, & bag of water balloons in my purse
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