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  • 97 43
    Submitted by GusFowler on Apr 13, 10 at 1:55am
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    This is a dick move, though totally excusable considering how sick the lineup is.

  • 74 49
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 13, 10 at 4:10am
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    This is why it is so hard to trust most women.

  • 60 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 1:15pm
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    Anyone who says that this is messed up hasn't seen the lineup

  • 66 55
    Submitted by bside on Apr 13, 10 at 2:26am
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    I envy this girl for her brains.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by DaOven on Apr 13, 10 at 10:27am
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    Wow, we need to rid the world of people like you

  • 50 37
    Submitted by bamboobanga on Apr 13, 10 at 5:57am
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    hahah that's amazing!

  • 48 43
    Submitted by eatme on Apr 13, 10 at 3:09pm
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    I'll take coachella tix plzzz

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Zmurfette on Apr 13, 10 at 3:08am
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    SO wrong!! but it came out hilarious

  • 46 47
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 3:27am
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    That and chlamydia.

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 12:55am
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    Typical slut. She sums it up for all the woman and their gold digging ways.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:10am
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    What a dumb cunt

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 4:17am
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    On my way to coachella....do it and ill see you there!!! Hahahahahha lol

  • 41 44
    Submitted by MsLovelyLiz on Apr 14, 10 at 9:45pm
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    A moment of Coachella vs a lifetime responsibility. Coachella is TOTALLY not worth it. good luck Red Shirt Guy.

    • 51 32
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 14, 10 at 10:01pm
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      I think the implication is that she'd be lying about the pregnancy.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:39am
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    It sold out, but good luck if you find a ticket! I'll be there! AH! I leave tomorrow!

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Turducken on Apr 13, 10 at 4:30pm
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    Keep it classy Monterey.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by TitsMagee88 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:33pm
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    Coachella is so worth it

  • 34 39
    Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 3, 10 at 3:42am
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    And what if he says "let's keep it" I would die laughing!

  • 29 29
    Submitted by exo_skeletal on Apr 14, 10 at 8:53am
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    That's such a good idea!!

  • 34 42
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Apr 14, 10 at 11:22am
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    God, it's shizz' like this that makes me wish I had a vagina...

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 1:56am
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    at least u get money

  • 43 63
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 13, 10 at 2:10am
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    WTF is coachella?

    • 33 41
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 13, 10 at 2:40am
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      It's a music festival. Has about two or three bands worth paying money for, even.

      • 41 31
        Submitted by 310/951/805 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:38am
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        2 or 3 bands? Wow, open up your ears and listen to some music, Coachella is amazing.

        • 45 52
          Submitted by Herschel on Apr 13, 10 at 12:52pm
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          Oh, there's a bunch I wouldn't object to, but paying money for requires me to actually like them, not just find them unobjectionable.

    • 42 47
      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 13, 10 at 2:41am
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      A massive concert festival in California

  • 30 38
    Submitted by qotsa1123 on Apr 15, 10 at 10:51am
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    haha gusfowler's right. see you there!

  • 39 56
    Submitted by ktjenkins on Apr 13, 10 at 7:09pm
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    Smart

  • 32 44
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Apr 13, 10 at 8:03pm
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    won tickets on the radio. =] see you there bitches

  • 37 55
    Submitted by on3smartcooki3 on Apr 16, 10 at 12:48pm
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    effin brilliant!

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:50am
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    Thts low ..if u really wantd to go u shud hav saved up th money . Coz of grls like u guys can't trust othr grls...like me

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 12:39pm
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    That's a pretty creative way 2b a Ho but i'ld have more respect 4bitches on the corner. Manipulitive slut-bag.

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:39pm
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    i wanna go but dont live in cali =(

  • 27 40
    Submitted by tacoturtle on Apr 13, 10 at 8:50am
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    Brilliant.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by glamisfool on Apr 14, 10 at 9:05pm
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    I live 20 mins away. Were gunna do a line and try to jump the fence

  • 38 67
    Submitted by RachelDenise on Apr 13, 10 at 8:45am
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    This is AMAZING. do it girl!

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Apr 13, 10 at 4:47am
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    Hahahaha

  • 21 37
    Submitted by abeezy on Dec 8, 10 at 2:06am
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    thats wassup Santa Cruz.

  • 36 72
    Submitted by inv on Apr 13, 10 at 3:32pm
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    Smart, but pretty fucked up.

  • 16 34
    Submitted by Not_Dan_Troxell on Aug 3, 11 at 2:48pm
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    "If the reason is sketch, write them a check." This motto works equally well for addicts AND whores. Whose gonna take a check that says "For yanking out my crotch fruit" in the memo anywhere but the clinic?

  • 22 65
    Submitted by SKiiD on Apr 13, 10 at 1:55am
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    First.