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  • 103 57
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 14, 10 at 3:32pm
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    My husband is a soldier and his dick is my hero!

  • 90 47
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jul 14, 10 at 5:32pm
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    Am I the only one who sees this as a joke?? I mean come on guys... It's just a joke. It's funny. God Bless our country and the men and women who serve it.

  • 112 92
    Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Jul 14, 10 at 1:38pm
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    Yes it does

    • 28 45
      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 14, 10 at 11:31pm
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      Actually, no it doesn't. Some guys deserve it, others do not. Being a soldier probably puts You closer to the percentage that doesn't most the time.

      • 34 44
        Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 14, 10 at 11:32pm
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        ...as the obvious soldiers in this thread are demonstrating for me most excellently.

  • 84 78
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 14, 10 at 2:43pm
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    Oh yes it does. Go serve your countryman with your buttered cooter. Slut.

  • 73 73
    Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:57pm
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    Sure does. Now go serve your country slut

  • 55 47
    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 15, 10 at 5:52pm
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    Hahaha I love the soldiers on here fighting bout which is betta... ..Your all smoking hottt in uniform :) win win

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Handyman84 on Jul 14, 10 at 7:33pm
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    I'm a soldier and my dick gives my girl 3 orgasms per on average. 6 is not uncommon. I believe that calls for atleast a silver star.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by chastine on Jul 14, 10 at 2:10pm
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    Yes it does now go serve your country slut bag

  • 72 87
    Submitted by USMCRock on Jul 14, 10 at 2:55pm
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    Why not go with a marine instead? Soldiers just occupy an area, but its the marines that get all the action. ;)

    • 46 45
      Submitted by playinfosho on Jul 14, 10 at 7:07pm
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      HAHAH tell that to a Ranger, Special Forces, and Delta Forces... FUCK SHIT... RANGERS LEAD THE WAY

      • 42 56
        Submitted by SemperFoo on Jul 14, 10 at 11:40pm
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        HAHAH It's kinda hard for Rangers to lead the way when they're hiding behind a platoon of infantry Marines! Fucking fobbits...

  • 56 59
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 14, 10 at 3:47pm
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    What is a "soilder"?

  • 56 59
    Submitted by KittyCat69 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:25pm
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    It most certainly does!!

  • 55 58
    Submitted by fyida on Jul 15, 10 at 1:25am
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    Just because anyone is a soldier doesn't mean they are a hero. Some are just guys that can't make it in the real world.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 14, 10 at 8:40pm
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    His dick may not be a hero, but it's attached to one therefore through the transitive property of mathatics, his dick is a hero. SUCK IT!

    • 46 49
      Submitted by KristenJ on Jul 15, 10 at 3:15am
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      As a mathematician, I have to say that there is no property of flesh or dick that makes them answerable to the transitive property. HOWEVER, I also agree that the dick of a man on duty is also on duty and should USUALLY be honored (exceptions to the case where the guy thinks his dick should be honored my MULTIPLE females...)

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jul 14, 10 at 3:38pm
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    G.I. Ho!!!! go serve your country!!!!!!!!

  • 51 53
    Submitted by sterlingsilver on Jul 16, 10 at 5:29am
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    Suck a dick just because a dudes in the military? That's groupie mentality

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 10 at 9:04pm
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    Mmmm mathatics

  • 48 53
    Submitted by NDDT72 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:58pm
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    thanks palmtree, stupidity, are you a soldier?no? fuck off.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by JeSsY2010Fml on Jul 14, 10 at 9:50pm
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    my bf is a marine and him and his dick are my heroes lol

  • 42 57
    Submitted by 82AirborneDiv11V on Jul 14, 10 at 10:17pm
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    I love when women are compelled to blow me after I say I've done 2 tours in Iraq

    • 48 48
      Submitted by KristenJ on Jul 15, 10 at 3:13am
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      Yeah, way to be a DICK about it! My bf is in Iraq right now. Doesn't mean he has to be an asshole about it. Just means that I get to thoroughly appreciate him :-D

  • 39 52
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 15, 10 at 4:31am
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    Army veteran, 40 year virgin.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by zombielicious on Jul 15, 10 at 10:59pm
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    hilarious!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by JohnOTD on Jul 15, 10 at 1:47am
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    Just because he's a soldier doesn't mean he's a hero.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by stepdog on Jul 14, 10 at 2:41pm
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    Uh yeah it does you should atleast make with the head

  • 32 44
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 16, 10 at 12:07pm
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    I'm a marine and not all of them are deserving, but they still try their best even if they suck ass

  • 47 74
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 4:32pm
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    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 39 63
    Submitted by itsmillertime on Jul 14, 10 at 2:56pm
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    show support by hummers for soldiers

  • 23 51
    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 16, 10 at 3:20am
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    Umm it's soldier (: