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  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Mar 25, 11 at 11:05am

    Your dignity?

  • Submitted by YourPathetic on Mar 25, 11 at 10:10am

    the ol "pull a rabbit out of the cat" trick

  • Submitted by cowboy79 on Mar 25, 11 at 7:05pm

    Well we know it wasn't self respect.

  • Submitted by clownboy91 on Mar 25, 11 at 2:14pm

    Show me potato salad !

  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:56pm

    His wedding ring?

  • 96 39
    Submitted by franklinp on Mar 25, 11 at 1:48pm

    A New Jersey license plate?

  • 99 47
    Submitted by youofoh on Mar 25, 11 at 6:43pm

    a baby Asian holding a ping pong paddle and chops sticks wearing a panda costume with a faux hawk?

  • 92 51
    Submitted by pimppenguin on Mar 25, 11 at 10:48am

    Herpes?

  • 59 26
    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 25, 11 at 11:23am

    Salted nut roll?

  • 74 68
    Submitted by clownboy91 on Mar 25, 11 at 2:17pm

    Full Blown Aids

  • 54 34
    Submitted by mac0218 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:52pm

    Plan-B byproduct?!

  • 42 29
    Submitted by tweatybird on Mar 29, 11 at 7:29pm

    Your self-respect?

  • 50 52
    Submitted by randomchic on Mar 25, 11 at 12:47pm

    oh Washington you never surprise me on how slutty you are.

  • 38 29
    Submitted by rimmion on Mar 25, 11 at 10:11pm

    A dinette set, a Volkswagen, the Titanic, and a small dog?

  • 34 24
    Submitted by vim on Mar 27, 11 at 4:50am

    Eiffel tower ?

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Xiroz on Mar 25, 11 at 12:28pm

    Cake!

  • 36 33
    Submitted by msh13 on Mar 27, 11 at 1:49pm

    a nickle??

  • 45 55
    Submitted by jbrand on Mar 25, 11 at 11:40pm

    Ewe. Just ewe

    • 21 32
      Submitted by katyy on Mar 26, 11 at 1:49am

      Are you saying she pulled a sheep out of her vagina?

      • 35 32
        Submitted by dyzzie on Mar 26, 11 at 7:15pm

        just one though, it's all good.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by GreenMartini on Mar 25, 11 at 6:33pm

    hopefully contraband

  • 39 43
    Submitted by mourningwould on Mar 25, 11 at 6:26pm

    Elvis and two polar bears?

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 11 at 11:17pm

    Ahh...that explains where that midget clown went! And I thought we had looked everywhere.

  • 28 33
    Submitted by sexynessisme on Mar 27, 11 at 10:06pm

    Pot?

  • 30 37
    Submitted by mogmog on Mar 26, 11 at 7:50am

    This women sound like she'd be a blast to part with. Then again, more places to check before she leaves to make sure she didn't steal all your change.

  • 28 33
    Submitted by emianne on Mar 26, 11 at 12:04am

    More info please?!

  • 33 44
    Submitted by sexynessisme on Mar 27, 11 at 10:08pm

    3 dimes, 2 nickels, 5 quarters, and a small bag of pot.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 26, 11 at 11:37pm

    Hopefully just a dildo or a vibrator......

  • 29 39
    Submitted by armymusic on Mar 31, 11 at 11:33pm

    Your brothers used condom

  • 27 35
    Submitted by deeznutz45 on Mar 27, 11 at 3:12am

    brownies and a glass of milk?

  • 21 26
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 15, 11 at 7:12pm

    John F. Kennedy?

  • 32 48
    Submitted by peachmargerita on Mar 26, 11 at 4:40am

    Disgrace

  • 27 39
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Mar 31, 11 at 12:28pm

    Jimmy Hoffa?

  • 41 69
    Submitted by RaeFor1111 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:54pm

    That is so disgusting.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by SukiSidhu on Mar 25, 11 at 2:01pm

    That's the story of my life!

  • 28 46
    Submitted by megsbaby on Mar 27, 11 at 8:50pm

    Well that's fuckin nasty

  • 28 46
    Submitted by sicwititchic on Mar 26, 11 at 5:33am

    Cartmans tracker keeper?

    • 28 45
      Submitted by durty on Mar 26, 11 at 9:35am

      I believe you were looking for Trapper Keeper.

  • 5 7
    Submitted by northdakota701 on May 15, 13 at 12:48am

    She found Tupac!

  • 23 43
    Submitted by thirrteen on Mar 29, 11 at 6:55am

    A leprechaun?

  • 26 52
    Submitted by babykarma2005 on Mar 25, 11 at 3:30pm

    obviously its not the first time Stfu

  • 41 82
    Submitted by EliseElise on Mar 25, 11 at 1:26pm

    A George Foreman grill? (The small one, of course). That happened to me once and I love that grill. So handy, and recipe possibilities are endless. :) LOL

  • 28 58
    Submitted by 30otsix on Mar 25, 11 at 6:21pm

    Your dogs cock?

  • 1 7
    Submitted by scrotum66 on Apr 11, 13 at 8:03am

    Jesus mom

  • 6 20
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 19, 12 at 8:02am

    A pine cone from last weekends camping trip?