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  • Submitted by Dani_Lee on Mar 11, 10 at 3:17pm

    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 11, 10 at 2:28pm

    "If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis" (Billy Madison)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 3:02pm

    What does breaking the seal mean?

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 11, 10 at 3:39pm

      it means to bang a virgin.....it's a messy job, but someones gotta do it...LOL!

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      Submitted by christindyan on Mar 11, 10 at 8:29pm

      it is the first time you pee since you started drinking

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      Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:07am

      the idea that when out drinking, after the first time you take a piss, you keep going back and pissing again often. therefore, your first piss is 'breaking the seal'

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 2:03pm

    Nice... First

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    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Mar 11, 10 at 4:20pm

    Nice.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 2:22pm

    Gyros are delicious!!

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    Submitted by hpeezy617 on Mar 11, 10 at 2:08pm

    that sounds like me allllll the way!!

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    Submitted by donkeydong on Mar 11, 10 at 3:15pm

    Lol, serves that tard right. I'd kill to witness this happen to several people I know.

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    Submitted by Pooge on Mar 11, 10 at 8:06pm

    YOU AINT COOL.. UNLESS.. YOU PEE YO PANTS

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 2:15pm

    This is the best text ever.

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    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 11, 10 at 2:51pm

    I am amused by the whole breaking the seal myth. It's got fuck all to do with "the seal", and everything to do with the fact that most people don't drink a gallon of fluid very often(unless it's beer on a good night) and thus aren't used to pissing it all back out.

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    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 11, 10 at 2:23pm

    Fucked up.

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:19am

    Wait.....did Tom Hanks really die?????

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 11, 10 at 11:19pm

    ITS DEWDEW BAYBAY

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    Submitted by bellz1818 on May 15, 11 at 10:27am

    Love it!

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    Submitted by bob12 on Mar 11, 10 at 5:24pm

    Ok, this one is hilarious.....

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 18, 12 at 5:28pm

    How is this not funny??!!

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    Submitted by leahhhhh on Mar 11, 10 at 4:18pm

    There is no way you could be blackout drunk without having broken the seal already

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 2:35pm

    Probably some dumbass from Stockton. Bunch hoodrats there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 2:03pm

    Hahaha piss