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  • Submitted by nyc1990 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:48pm

    Why does everyone always assume the worst? Maybe he took her to a spa to get a nice relaxi-bahahah yea right, he came on her face.

  • Submitted by Phys on Jul 30, 10 at 4:41pm

    Awww, I love when texts have a happy ending...

  • Submitted by RelevantQuotes on Jul 30, 10 at 4:22pm

    I came, I saw, I conquered. - Julius Caeser

  • Submitted by BingoBOB on Jul 30, 10 at 3:39pm

    next time swallow!

  • Submitted by usmcguardian on Jul 30, 10 at 4:17pm

    The world needs more women like you, who believe us, suck dick, and allow facials.

  • Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:08pm

    Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night.

  • Submitted by sick1200 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:45pm

    Next time don't give a guy a blow job right after he tells you he respects you. He probly said it just so he could give you a facial.

  • Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 30, 10 at 3:54pm

    Cum on your face is a very respectful way of saying that he respects you. Don't read into it so much. Be happy, you earned it.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 31, 10 at 11:58am

      your line of thinking is retarded.

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    Submitted by blackbird17 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:27pm

    If he respects you more than any other girl and spunks on your face, imagine what he does to other chicks.......

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    Submitted by Keefcurl on Jul 30, 10 at 4:59pm

    He does respect you, he gave you some free moisturiser. Rub it in, it keeps your face smooth.

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 3:30pm

    Rule: If TFLN has two texts that have simmilar subjects, there will be more. No exceptions. (examples might be today, facials and yesterdays puke epidemic)

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    Submitted by SeductivePotato on Jul 31, 10 at 2:15pm

    It's acually proven that men who are turned on by facials have a more positive attitude towards women.

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    Submitted by SoulTaker3 on Aug 1, 10 at 3:44am

    @hooah33 hey there high speed you do realize that there are usually millions of sperm in each load right....?

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    Submitted by PublicEnemy911 on Jul 31, 10 at 10:11am

    boom, headshot

  • Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:13pm

    I'd slap him.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by jjusn on Jul 31, 10 at 12:46am

    Outfuckingstanding

  • 67 82
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:34pm

    So when you're married and your wife isn't kinky enough for you, then what?

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      Submitted by I_LOVE_JOO on Jul 31, 10 at 1:32am

      THEN YOU GET A CHEAP WHORE!

      • 51 82
        Submitted by damn_gurl on Jul 31, 10 at 5:14pm

        HOW DARE YOU! SHES A NICE LADY!!

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    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:30pm

    It's funny because he showed his respect by cumming on your face

  • 48 50
    Submitted by The_Great on Oct 17, 10 at 11:25am

    Hey baby I respect u too

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    Submitted by DannoB on Aug 4, 10 at 3:20pm

    You know he may still care if the facial wasn't followed up with "go make me a sandwich" or "hey, lock the door on your way out!"

  • 51 59
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 12:14am

    R e s p e c t find out what it means to me

  • 58 76
    Submitted by smmexxiicat on Jul 30, 10 at 5:40pm

    @5:08 old, but still definitely a win :D and rule guy, now that I can actually post, you are amazing.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by connermcpherson on Jul 30, 10 at 11:57pm

    Hahahahaha that's awesome!

  • 54 73
    Submitted by SoulTaker3 on Aug 1, 10 at 3:48am

    @RuleBook: Rule please kill yourself, you should have been a facial... That is all Soultaker has spoken!

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Luckyslev on Aug 6, 10 at 2:31am

    Lmao

  • 59 89
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 30, 10 at 8:28pm

    Awwww, that just means he is tagging you ad his fucking property. Be flattered

  • 63 97
    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 30, 10 at 3:35pm

    Why did you let him, didn't you know something qas up when he took it out of your mouth? Dumb bitch

  • 44 61
    Submitted by SoulTaker3 on Aug 1, 10 at 3:46am

    Pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser!

  • 46 66
    Submitted by beezil on Jul 30, 10 at 11:55pm

    This text needs a jelly donut

  • 60 94
    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 30, 10 at 5:15pm

    Facial = not wife material.

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      Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 1:24am

      facial=canidate for wife material

  • Submitted by Firsty2 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:31pm

    These pretzels are... You know what I'm goin to say so FUCK THIS

  • 44 64
    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 30, 10 at 11:11pm

    You win the prize!

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 30, 10 at 3:46pm

    Maybe she actually went to a spa and got a facial...

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 3:08am

    @ILoveJoo you're stupid. You don't deserve s wife or husband. Cheapwhore really? You're a cheap whore!

  • 44 71
    Submitted by memyself on Jul 30, 10 at 11:07pm

    Nyc1990-Your comment made my day!!

  • 42 68
    Submitted by killaken on Jul 31, 10 at 2:36am

    He respected you enough to blow his load all over your face. He's a keeper.

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 1:01am

    this happened once with me, she went on to be my first girlfriend (: ^WIN

  • 47 81
    Submitted by gdbear30 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:23pm

    yup, sounds about right.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 6, 11 at 9:44pm

    Lol @ the people who think this involved head strictly. Sometimes it happens when you pull out. *POW* longshot.

  • 24 45
    Submitted by bigDIKdudley on Sep 16, 11 at 2:06am

    Oh you know that you liked it haha

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    Submitted by doratheexplorer on Jul 31, 10 at 2:11am

    and i bet thats doing wonders for your pores.

  • 41 81
    Submitted by jthenailer on Jul 30, 10 at 11:04pm

    Sucker!!!!!

  • 41 81
    Submitted by RochesterMNRules on Jul 30, 10 at 7:10pm

    Pwnd.

  • 40 88
    Submitted by jthenailer on Jul 30, 10 at 11:11pm

    damn it took him 30 minutes to come from head what were doing taking breaks?

  • 41 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 1:16am

    Haha feeding u bull shit to jiz on ur face truth hurts