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  • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 12, 11 at 2:47pm

    You don't. People like you want the comforts of a relationship with none of the commitment, and it's pathetic. Break up with your bf before you leave so he can find someone a little less so.

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Mar 13, 11 at 11:39am

      For once, I think I have to agree with Taipan. I might have a heart attack. \n\nI think this girl needs to find a good friend with benefits and skip out on the whole relationship thing.

  • Submitted by harbqll on Mar 12, 11 at 2:51pm

    I agree with Taipan. Show a little common decency and break up with the guy so he can go find someone that's actually worth dating. Hopefully before you pass him the assortment of STDs you're carrying.

  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:37pm

    There isn't, you're a vulgar slut. Please promptly end your existence

  • Submitted by anonymouse4 on Mar 12, 11 at 4:17pm

    Imagine him doing that to you. Now how does that feel?

  • Submitted by Savagejay on Mar 12, 11 at 2:22pm

    Say it's with women

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Mar 12, 11 at 2:38pm

      and film it.

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        Submitted by YeastyPaper on Mar 12, 11 at 6:30pm

        there is no way he wont say yes...hell he will probably pay for the tickets to wherever you want to go

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          Submitted by monicamischief on Mar 13, 11 at 11:41am

          That's true, too. It's not cheating when it's with women. ;) At least that's the rules in my relationship hahaha.

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            Submitted by Taipan on Mar 13, 11 at 6:36pm

            Pretty sure many women would consider it cheating were the roles reversed and their male partner went behind their back with another guy. Some men think two girls together is hot and get sexual gratification from it. But in a monogamous relationship, cheating is cheating.

  • Submitted by grizzlyadam22 on Mar 12, 11 at 3:28pm

    What a whore.... Pathetic....

  • Submitted by whitneyfit on Mar 12, 11 at 3:10pm

    Whore.

  • Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Mar 12, 11 at 10:56pm

    What's being lost in the fact that this girl is a GIGANTIC WHORE is that she must also be completely retarded if she plans to go to 9 countries in 14 days...Enjoy your very expensive train ride...

  • Submitted by economizer on Mar 12, 11 at 5:28pm

    Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this vagina wall.

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    Submitted by caver95 on Mar 13, 11 at 12:08am

    Oh so then you can say you did Europe? I live in Moldova stop by and I know where to find you a job and by job I mean you will be sold as a sex slave.

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    Submitted by skinsss on Mar 12, 11 at 7:59pm

    Methinks you're kind of a whore. By which I mean, holy shit what a fucking slag.

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    Submitted by pussyisgood on Mar 12, 11 at 3:12pm

    Text your bf exactly what you posted. Then go fill your vagina with stds like a fat chick fills her mouth with m

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    Submitted by grajotte on Mar 12, 11 at 8:21pm

    What a rotten slut! Don't want the relationship just end it. And I hope ya enjoy ya HIV world tour!

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    Submitted by Duicew1 on Mar 12, 11 at 7:27pm

    Ummmmm, how about this:\nDear boyfriend, I have a surprise for you when I return. I've left clues to what it is in random vaginas around town. Have fun!!

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    Submitted by upslims on Mar 12, 11 at 7:06pm

    Skank fucking whore, I hope you get knocked up

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    Submitted by ftnaftw on Mar 12, 11 at 8:22pm

    TFLN is a good way to start.

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    Submitted by collegelover01 on Mar 12, 11 at 11:35pm

    ...why does it really matter if she's a slut? this site's for funny texts. either you're amused or you're not- you don't need to freak out about who she wants to fuck.

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Mar 13, 11 at 12:07am

    @Stotan you mean filled up with fluid like the panama canal? Where the semen levels keep on rising in her and no way to discretely de-leveling of those fluids; without being known how much of a slut she is...

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    Submitted by fruitloop1221 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:52pm

    You don't?

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    Submitted by marciemayhem on Mar 13, 11 at 12:05pm

    Stay classy skankwad.

  • Submitted by DarkWolf on Mar 12, 11 at 10:34pm

    Yet another text where the bulk of the comments are from people stuck in the 1870's. Yes, she needs to lose her current boyfriend ... and get one that wants an open or Swingers type of relationship.

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      Submitted by Taipan on Mar 13, 11 at 10:58am

      Oh I'm sorry, is being a good person outdated? Silly us, so out of style...

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        Submitted by monicamischief on Mar 13, 11 at 11:43am

        Now, wait a minute, being in an open relationship makes one a bad person? I forgot that how kind and caring a person is was somehow linked to sex, so silly. :/

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          Submitted by Res_Ipsa on Mar 13, 11 at 4:30pm

          No--Taipan was saying that it's ridiculous that DarkWolf think's it's outdated to be fair to one's boyfriend (and presumably the same with girlfriend.) How is it outdated to think that this girl shouldn't do this depraved thing to her boyfriend?

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          Submitted by Taipan on Mar 13, 11 at 6:43pm

          Thank you, Res_Ipsa. And Monica, being a horrible, selfish person can absolutely be linked to sex. Those who cheat and those who homewreck, those who still sleep around knowing they have an STI, womanizers who fool women into thinking they want something more than sex and then ditch them, etc.

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    Submitted by dsl072 on Mar 13, 11 at 1:59pm

    You don't you Nasty whore. I hope you end up a play toy to a middle eastern tribe and they fuck you to death.

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      Submitted by anonymous8000 on Mar 13, 11 at 10:12pm

      This is so incredibly awful, yet I could not have said it better myself.

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    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 13, 11 at 4:28am

    just tell him ur a walking STD. I'm sure he'll understand.

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    Submitted by jl61046 on Mar 13, 11 at 10:24am

    You should be taken out behind the barn and shot like a rabid dog.

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    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 14, 11 at 2:58am

    I agree with everything Taipan said!

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    Submitted by monicamischief on Mar 13, 11 at 11:40am

    Did you guys consider this might be a joke text, though? This sounds like something a girl would send a good friend as a joke. I've sent similar things to my best friend but I would never ever actually cheat.

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    Submitted by zosergirl on Mar 13, 11 at 11:25am

    I love how everyone keeps calling this chick a whore, yeah she is a slut, but if this was a guy you wpuld all be praising him and telling him to tell his gf to make him a sandwich

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      Submitted by Res_Ipsa on Mar 13, 11 at 4:31pm

      a) No, no we wouldn't. Not at all.\nb) Even if we did, it still wouldn't make this situation (or your inaccurate hypothetical) right.

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      Submitted by colan08 on Mar 13, 11 at 11:26pm

      when a woman does something it's bad, when a guy does it, he gets praise...that is the mindset of about 5% of men...the rest of us have our heads on our shoulders. asshole significant others are found in both genders. so please stop with all this bullshit about double standard stuff.

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        Submitted by colan08 on Mar 13, 11 at 11:27pm

        sorry, i forgot the "is" on, "...that is the mindset..."

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        Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 9:52am

        thank you. i'm sick of people saying men get praise for the sleeping around thing. no one likes a cheating whore, gender is irrelevant.

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Mar 14, 11 at 2:05pm

      I repeat my earlier challenge. There are currently 1728 pages of TFLN. Find ONE text with a cheating guy that has a positive comment in the top ten, and post a link as a reply.

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    Submitted by starkillerxo on Mar 23, 11 at 11:27pm

    Wow you're disgusting.

  • Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Mar 12, 11 at 4:37pm

    American girls are the sluttiest in the world. Unfortunately - not the prettiest.

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    Submitted by junie519 on Mar 17, 11 at 12:18am

    Not in the same area code so doesn't count anyway? Lol

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    Submitted by osirisfrost on Mar 14, 11 at 10:48pm

    I have to agree with everyone here. What an unbelievable slut.

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    Submitted by 1613 on Apr 8, 11 at 4:28pm

    Tell him during sex

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    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 13, 11 at 10:52pm

    I too agree with Taipan. My brother's ex asked him, "how much flirting is TOO much flirting?" while she was in Spain...yadda yadda yadda...I still have not met her. LoL

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    Submitted by TBONEa on Mar 13, 11 at 8:39am

    ur out of the country so he doesnt need to know

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    Submitted by Supersam1130 on Jan 3, 13 at 11:49pm

    Dear lord. When I see comment threads like this. My jaw drops. \n\nDo you even KNOW what site you are on? Go play on MySpace or something

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    Submitted by Bigolebilly on Mar 14, 11 at 2:07am

    Go catch a disgusting European disease and give it to him as a gift for dating such a whore!

  • Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Mar 12, 11 at 3:19pm

    It's called Hall Pass.

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    Submitted by camillionaire95 on Mar 15, 11 at 12:21am

    It's kinda funny how the first comment predicts how everyone else is going to react! Woohoo for having our own opinions. Just kidding.

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 4, 11 at 5:35pm

      The first comment was "say it's with women." That's just not how most people feel about this text, though.

  • Submitted by randomchic on Mar 12, 11 at 3:02pm

    what happens in Europe stays in Europe.

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    Submitted by brittany69 on May 9, 11 at 7:07pm

    lol woodhaven michigan... home of all the sluts

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 12, 11 at 3:46pm

    Dump him right before you leave. Then when you come back, show up to his house in tears and blow him, begging to get back together.

  • Submitted by queef on Mar 13, 11 at 1:18am

    Just tell him straight up, see his reaction. If it's bad say jk and do it anyways. And if he approves great!!!

  • Submitted by deenjiee on Mar 12, 11 at 3:36pm

    Not mentioning anything = better for all parties involved.

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      Submitted by Stotan1228 on Mar 12, 11 at 6:57pm

      I think when she gets back and her vag looks like the Grand Canyon he'll know.

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        Submitted by monicamischief on Mar 13, 11 at 11:45am

        ...That's not how vags work, dude.

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      Submitted by Taipan on Mar 12, 11 at 7:20pm

      Not to mention, yours is not the only country with STIs. And yes, some can get around the condom.