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  • 217 63
    Submitted by wHw on Jul 14, 10 at 2:58pm
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    You want pussy? Come back ONE YEAR!

  • 149 59
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 14, 10 at 3:43pm
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    It's the Vagina Nazi!

  • 127 77
    Submitted by IQuoteSeinfeld on Jul 14, 10 at 2:52pm
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    What the deal with ovaltine? The container is round, the glass is round. They should call it roundtine.

  • 114 71
    Submitted by skm3310 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:35pm
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    I love Seinfeld!

  • 93 54
    Submitted by Cat_Chicago on Jul 14, 10 at 2:41pm
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    This is possibly one of my favourite Seinfeld lines!

  • 94 60
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 14, 10 at 3:55pm
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    CLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHOWDER.

    • 56 47
      Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 15, 10 at 9:31am
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      the red or the white?

      • 44 58
        Submitted by Patrick on Jul 23, 10 at 5:03am
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        (Oh no...) White?

  • 81 57
    Submitted by jayb87 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:39pm
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    She was expecting the STD so she denied the soup. Good girl

  • 76 57
    Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 14, 10 at 2:34pm
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    This is greatness

  • 68 54
    Submitted by cheshireSMiRK on Jul 14, 10 at 2:35pm
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    totally awesome

  • 54 38
    Submitted by resevl260 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:02am
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    Definitely a favorite!!

  • 57 44
    Submitted by cynicista on Jul 14, 10 at 5:01pm
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    Classy!

  • 57 58
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 14, 10 at 9:32pm
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    Now this is a refreshing Seinfeld refrence

  • 51 54
    Submitted by gmanleman on Jul 15, 10 at 12:00am
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    Seinfeld is overrunning this site.\nI have no problems with that.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 16, 10 at 6:48am
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    she coulda said no. here, she's just being a cunt.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by GoodKine on Jul 14, 10 at 10:13pm
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    Sex and seinfeld should never mix.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by notTexan on Jul 14, 10 at 5:45pm
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    Trust me, you really didn't want the soup. Her clam chowder had been under a heat lamp for far too long

  • 45 50
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:14pm
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    ..........

  • 47 56
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 15, 10 at 12:24am
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    Hey NotTexan, although your name is offensive to me (the proudest Texan ever) and you're obviously an asshole for wanting a name like that...your comment was funny!

    • 25 43
      Submitted by nightlithium on Aug 8, 11 at 6:01am
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      Anyone not from Texas = asshole? Just want to be clear. Because I think the rest of the world might hold a different opinion.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 14, 10 at 5:18pm
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    Tehheee!

  • 43 50
    Submitted by broookee on Jul 14, 10 at 8:14pm
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    Haha

  • 45 56
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 14, 10 at 11:44pm
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    Russian girls get wet at the very sight of a black man

  • 42 52
    Submitted by iduguphergrave on Jul 19, 10 at 2:45am
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    I would personally be happy to have avoided sex with that person.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 12:04am
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    awesome.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 4:13pm
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    this soup is making me Firsty

  • 55 86
    Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:36pm
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    It's like your outta luck in the soup department?

  • 43 66
    Submitted by paintballscool on Jul 15, 10 at 1:42am
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    possibly the funniest prude girl ever. its your fault you didnt have a comeback quote. you couldve won her over. life lesson: watch seinfeld. it can help with life

  • 36 52
    Submitted by carlyjo12 on Jul 14, 10 at 10:17pm
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    Win!!!

  • 37 58
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:56am
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    No pretzels for you....

  • 36 58
    Submitted by anachronic on Jul 14, 10 at 2:40pm
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    Lmao

  • 42 78
    Submitted by barberblitz on Jul 14, 10 at 2:55pm
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    Duh ya dingus

  • 57 116
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 14, 10 at 2:34pm
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    Pretzels making me firsty. My cooter is juicy!!