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  • Submitted by economizer on Mar 26, 11 at 4:33pm

    He's a regular William Shakespere.

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 26, 11 at 6:37pm

    If only you could choose a fancier font for text messages to go along with the class of this text.

  • Submitted by CLICK1031 on Mar 26, 11 at 7:25pm

    Reply: "Thanks bro"

  • Submitted by armybetch on Mar 26, 11 at 4:53pm

    That is an excellent start to an apology. Flattery will get you everywhere.

  • Submitted by Rocknoutloud on Mar 26, 11 at 4:26pm

    Wonder how the rest of that convo went

  • Submitted by cheezsteak on Mar 27, 11 at 12:33pm

    Why is this not a Hallmark card yet?

  • Submitted by SuperNintendo on Mar 26, 11 at 5:04pm

    Bowser, it doesn't help that you kidnap Princess Peach every other day

  • Submitted by only1me on Mar 26, 11 at 11:22pm

    Apology accepted

  • Submitted by magnus211 on Mar 26, 11 at 4:27pm

    yep, and probably the only piece of ass you'll ever have. good work

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    Submitted by Funsized_5 on Mar 26, 11 at 11:13pm

    Go on...

  • 96 85
    Submitted by Kisskissbang on Mar 26, 11 at 7:26pm

    I would love to get this apology

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 27, 11 at 1:04am

    Either a total fool or balls of steel!

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Phys on Mar 27, 11 at 2:56am

    That's how I start all my apologies

  • 63 63
    Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 26, 11 at 6:57pm

    Unlike the previous post, I guess this guy didn't have the teeth marks on dick issue.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by MsCesca on Mar 26, 11 at 6:08pm

    It's all downhill from there.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by CIT on Mar 29, 11 at 11:49am

    and i'm sure she's dumb enough to believe he's being honest.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by thegirlash on Mar 27, 11 at 8:35pm

    I would totally accept this apology :)

  • 44 56
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Mar 29, 11 at 3:38pm

    That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of ace...

  • 37 57
    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 28, 11 at 2:08am

    Were?? Were!! Apology NOT accepted!

  • 31 49
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 5, 12 at 6:57pm

    Most guys their only crime is telling women the truth that they can't handle.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by trubeauty100 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:03am

    LMFAO! Funniest thing I've seen all day

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Boeyack1 on Mar 30, 11 at 4:37pm

    Second half went something like, "I'm forever grateful that I got to roam those hillsides."

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      Submitted by ElleXS on Apr 2, 11 at 6:03pm

      Thank you. It's nice to see that I'm not the only one who both reads this site and watches Mad Men.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 28, 11 at 9:02am

    some dudes are always trying to ice skate uphill.....

  • 38 70
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Mar 29, 11 at 2:08am

    ....proceed.

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    Submitted by stfumegan on Mar 28, 11 at 4:18pm

    Epic

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    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 26, 11 at 10:57pm

    love it

  • Submitted by datninja on Mar 26, 11 at 10:40pm

    This dude is lame girl was prolly fat