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  • 357 47
    Submitted by economizer on Mar 26, 11 at 4:33pm
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    He's a regular William Shakespere.

  • 288 46
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 26, 11 at 6:37pm
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    If only you could choose a fancier font for text messages to go along with the class of this text.

  • 191 49
    Submitted by CLICK1031 on Mar 26, 11 at 7:25pm
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    Reply: "Thanks bro"

  • 171 50
    Submitted by armybetch on Mar 26, 11 at 4:53pm
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    That is an excellent start to an apology. Flattery will get you everywhere.

  • 150 54
    Submitted by Rocknoutloud on Mar 26, 11 at 4:26pm
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    Wonder how the rest of that convo went

  • 123 58
    Submitted by cheezsteak on Mar 27, 11 at 12:33pm
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    Why is this not a Hallmark card yet?

  • 113 65
    Submitted by SuperNintendo on Mar 26, 11 at 5:04pm
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    Bowser, it doesn't help that you kidnap Princess Peach every other day

  • 95 46
    Submitted by only1me on Mar 26, 11 at 11:22pm
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    Apology accepted

  • 103 80
    Submitted by magnus211 on Mar 26, 11 at 4:27pm
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    yep, and probably the only piece of ass you'll ever have. good work

  • 86 50
    Submitted by Funsized_5 on Mar 26, 11 at 11:13pm
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    Go on...

  • 87 63
    Submitted by Kisskissbang on Mar 26, 11 at 7:26pm
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    I would love to get this apology

  • 67 45
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 27, 11 at 1:04am
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    Either a total fool or balls of steel!

  • 56 49
    Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 26, 11 at 6:57pm
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    Unlike the previous post, I guess this guy didn't have the teeth marks on dick issue.

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Phys on Mar 27, 11 at 2:56am
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    That's how I start all my apologies

  • 49 56
    Submitted by MsCesca on Mar 26, 11 at 6:08pm
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    It's all downhill from there.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by thegirlash on Mar 27, 11 at 8:35pm
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    I would totally accept this apology :)

  • 37 46
    Submitted by CIT on Mar 29, 11 at 11:49am
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    and i'm sure she's dumb enough to believe he's being honest.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Mar 29, 11 at 3:38pm
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    That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of ace...

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Boeyack1 on Mar 30, 11 at 4:37pm
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    Second half went something like, "I'm forever grateful that I got to roam those hillsides."

    • 32 46
      Submitted by ElleXS on Apr 2, 11 at 6:03pm
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      Thank you. It's nice to see that I'm not the only one who both reads this site and watches Mad Men.

  • 30 49
    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 28, 11 at 2:08am
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    Were?? Were!! Apology NOT accepted!

  • 37 65
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 26, 11 at 10:57pm
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    love it

  • 26 47
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Mar 29, 11 at 2:08am
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    ....proceed.

  • 27 49
    Submitted by stfumegan on Mar 28, 11 at 4:18pm
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    Epic

  • 26 47
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 28, 11 at 9:02am
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    some dudes are always trying to ice skate uphill.....

  • 28 53
    Submitted by trubeauty100 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:03am
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    LMFAO! Funniest thing I've seen all day

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 5, 12 at 6:57pm
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    Most guys their only crime is telling women the truth that they can't handle.

  • 38 105
    Submitted by datninja on Mar 26, 11 at 10:40pm
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    This dude is lame girl was prolly fat