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  • Submitted by Phys on May 17, 10 at 11:51am

    And the lord said you gotta rise up!

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    Submitted by blargmeansno on May 18, 10 at 4:09pm

    Awkwardest: op is an altar boy

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    Submitted by anon33 on May 17, 10 at 11:58am

    Even more awkward: the op is a priest.

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 17, 10 at 11:26am

    lol yeah I know how that goes.. especially if your wearing dress pants and the pastor randomly decides to make everyone stand

  • 76 80
    Submitted by RozBoBoz on May 17, 10 at 9:22pm

    Haha. I've given a guy one of those.... And a math class one... And a movie theater one. Just in general my boobs get guys hard.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 3:20pm

    leave some room in there for jesus

  • 62 62
    Submitted by bdash22 on May 17, 10 at 3:14pm

    Hahaha try getting one when u need to give a speech at graduation. Hahahaha

  • 60 59
    Submitted by PARIStokyo on May 17, 10 at 8:29pm

    Hahah phy

  • 65 70
    Submitted by lightsout on May 20, 10 at 3:25pm

    That is definent homo right there

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 17, 10 at 2:50pm

    yeah it would be nice to rub one out, but the fact your at church ruins the mentality in all of that "pleasure" you're suppose to receive lol.\n\nall you think about is either abcs or I hope no ones looking\n\nfredski, I try the whole put my hand in my pocket and grab it lol but dress pants ate so thin and one hand can't cover it all, you still see most if the tip on the side.. it's great at job interviews

  • 58 63
    Submitted by fd1 on May 19, 10 at 7:32pm

    imagine getting head during your grad speech

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 11:16am

    hahahaha hilarious!!

  • 55 59
    Submitted by estelle on May 17, 10 at 10:05pm

    What the hell made that happen in a church

    • 40 65
      Submitted by Fredski on May 18, 10 at 11:56am

      i dunno, my dong just randomly decided to make its presence known

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 1:06pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Drunktext on May 18, 10 at 7:29am

    I could build a cathedral with all the church wood I've had

  • 57 74
    Submitted by jasboo on May 17, 10 at 1:00pm

    don't let the priest see it.....

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Philbertt on May 23, 10 at 2:46am

    12 o'clock tuck ftw

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Turbowang on May 19, 10 at 9:00pm

    Wasn't the first time that Jesus raised the dead!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on May 17, 10 at 12:49pm

    You were just using your boner to show all the fellow church goers where god lives. Nothing wrong with being a good citizen. Ha

  • 52 72
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on May 17, 10 at 11:13am

    u must be jewish

  • 53 76
    Submitted by SoldiersWife14 on May 17, 10 at 1:45pm

    Oh awesome. Lol

  • 42 57
    Submitted by irishdude10 on May 18, 10 at 12:02pm

    Just made a facebook page a few days ago called Inconvienient Boners. You clearly need to join.

    • 52 67
      Submitted by Fredski on May 18, 10 at 9:59pm

      I'll definitely look for it

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Megzii on May 18, 10 at 1:05am

    That's a holy place....how could you!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by MandatoryPants on May 18, 10 at 3:30am

    Someone sent this text??? Hahaha

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      Submitted by Fredski on May 18, 10 at 12:00pm

      yessir that would be me

  • 46 69
    Submitted by thezuchster on May 18, 10 at 1:16am

    I hope ur not a priest

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 18, 10 at 10:05am

    bdash22, could you imagine getting head during your graduation speech ? :) yeah I mean it's not big with just the boner you can hide that with your gown aha. but getting head during your speech is epic.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 8:55pm

    First time I orgasm was in a church

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Corvus on Oct 21, 10 at 9:14pm

    This happens to me ALL THE TIME.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 17, 10 at 12:07pm

    Some choir girls are hot!

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Herschel on May 18, 10 at 3:27am

    Hey, as long as you're sitting in your own pew, this is perfectly acceptable.

  • 47 88
    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 17, 10 at 12:05pm

    Clearly you are going to Hell.

    • 51 52
      Submitted by Fredski on May 17, 10 at 1:13pm

      With all the dumb shit I've done, I doubt this is the thing sending me to hell. I've been on the express bus to hell since fourth grade haha

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Fredski on May 17, 10 at 11:36am

    This was me. And yeah FD1, that's pretty much what happened hahaha

  • 40 81
    Submitted by visage on May 17, 10 at 5:52pm

    Naaaa. God looked down upon thee and said, "let this man have a hard on!" And so it was. It was your duty to do God's will and bang the sister virgin Mary. Having failed you will burn in hell for disobeying him.