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  • Submitted by geosuicide on Mar 10, 10 at 6:26pm

    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the roof? TEQUILA! (to kill her). Sheesh. Nevermind.

  • Submitted by ctizz on Mar 10, 10 at 5:17pm

    hahahahaha love it!

  • Submitted by unclefrankie157 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:10am

    I like that...'is my beer okay'? Have done that wipeout scene, but while smoking a bowl. Took out a coffee table, the xbox, and a cd rack. The three people in the room were like 'dude' when they saw the glass bowl was safe.

  • Submitted by shrpshtra5 on Mar 10, 10 at 7:49pm

    did the same thing only took out a guy holding my beer,destroyed a kiddie gate at the bottom of the stairs and cracked a rib. first response was is my beer ok?

  • Submitted by snybny on Mar 10, 10 at 7:02pm

    She sounds fun!

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    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 10, 10 at 5:58pm

    Hahahahah!!

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    Submitted by letslaugh33 on Mar 10, 10 at 5:12pm

    hahahahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by fatcat413 on Mar 11, 10 at 3:23am

    That's western mass chicks for ya

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    Submitted by snybny on Mar 11, 10 at 12:17am

    Well, FRANKIETHETANKIE, I laughed.

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    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 10, 10 at 6:43pm

    You will go to the Degobah system.

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 10, 10 at 10:47pm

    Definitely liking this post because I can imagine she would be hell in the sack! heh

  • Submitted by karazzy on Mar 10, 10 at 5:58pm

    Awsome!

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    Submitted by fndonk18 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:57pm

    http://bit.ly/9L74LT

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 7:49am

    Fuck yeah !!!

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    Submitted by nwordrules on Mar 11, 10 at 1:28am

    Hahahaha HA

  • Submitted by biiotch on Mar 10, 10 at 8:28pm

    What a champ! Haha

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    Submitted by stev1995 on Mar 11, 10 at 5:22am

    did the same thing only with applesauce. i took out a kiddie gate and broke a rib. my first response is my beer ok

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    Submitted by cuntpuncher on Mar 11, 10 at 12:23am

    Haha score!!

  • Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 10, 10 at 7:21pm

    Cheapest way to abort a baby...punch her in the stomach too, just for good measure.

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    Submitted by damnximxfkdxup on Mar 10, 10 at 9:41pm

    Hahahaha

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    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 10, 10 at 8:04pm

    You sound like a big enough dumb ass that you might deserve this disfunctional family.

  • Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 10, 10 at 8:16pm

    Cazzos a pussy.

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    Submitted by mandie_marie on May 2, 10 at 2:16pm

    Story of my life

  • Submitted by randidandy75 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:03am

    you guys are stupid. they meant that falling down the stairs would be faster than walking down. not that it's faster to fall down stairs than to go get a real abortion.

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    Submitted by FrankieTheTankie on Mar 10, 10 at 7:50pm

    This isn't real. I sent it in to try and make you guys laugh. I'm sorry :(

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    Submitted by brooklynn1234 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:15pm

    life story..last summer expect tequila, beer and coolers, fell down stairs and i will never hear the end of it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 9:36pm

    Gyros are delicious!!

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    Submitted by socialmoose on Mar 10, 10 at 7:28pm

    Tenth.

  • Submitted by maynard on Mar 15, 10 at 12:33am

    Sounds like a girl I know! She really screwed up her back though :S

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    Submitted by rickym11 on Mar 10, 10 at 7:38pm

    Hahahahahhahaha

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    Submitted by hbombers on Aug 9, 11 at 3:07am

    ha ha that sounds like me a couple years ago on new years. except i didnt fall i intentionally sat down and slid bc i knew i couldnt walk. too bad i pretty much broke my tail bone

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    Submitted by margolita on Mar 11, 10 at 3:41am

    Frankiethetankie. If you really posted this I'm coming to Massachusetts to meet you. I think we'd be a prefect match.

  • Submitted by TheBluntness on Mar 10, 10 at 8:56pm

    :)

  • Submitted by agak on Mar 10, 10 at 9:05pm

    (732)856zerozero36\\holla@me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 5:07pm

    First

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      Submitted by your_mom_6 on Mar 11, 10 at 7:03pm

      hey, allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your monumental achievement of being the first person to leave a comment on this tfln. a real, astounding accomplishment at showing your fagness and retardation.