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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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The force is strong with this one.

Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 21, 11 at 4:24pm

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your parents must have been so proud when you told them

Submitted by elpintogrande on Feb 21, 11 at 6:24pm

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Can I have yo nuuummmbaaah? Can I haaave it?

Submitted by nandeyanen on Feb 21, 11 at 5:37pm

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Dirty 230? They sure didn't do that when I took that class. Props to you though. I bet I could guess what sorority you are in.

Submitted by frmLAtotheBay415 on Feb 21, 11 at 7:05pm

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Can you post a video?? Giggity

Submitted by ThaKrazyOne on Feb 21, 11 at 7:28pm

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licking it on?\nor putting it on with your mouth?

Submitted by rolldough24 on Feb 21, 11 at 5:02pm

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- I guess that's why it was voted most creative.
  
  Submitted by iowawashington on Feb 21, 11 at 5:29pm
  
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And for my next trick...

Submitted by mytwocents on Feb 22, 11 at 12:53am

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Hah, I live in the 509 myself, and i would have to guess she goes to WSU and comes from Spokane. She walks in the footsteps of so many a-slut before her. Way to represent!

Submitted by Manupbeotch on Feb 21, 11 at 10:07pm

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i'd like to meet the teacher that made that a contest in class.

Submitted by fromthepharcyde on Feb 22, 11 at 5:25am

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hold a seminar. i'd love to know how to do that.

Submitted by colleen2221 on Feb 22, 11 at 5:17am

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Yup. And no gag reflex either.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 22, 11 at 5:19am

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Seems like the prize of any guy you want is appropriate given the contest

Submitted by Phys on Feb 21, 11 at 7:05pm

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you have been trained well. After you there are few others. pass on what you have learned!

Submitted by thebatman on Feb 22, 11 at 3:45am

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So, after publicly demonstrating your whore skills, you're surprised at these results?

Submitted by harbqll on Feb 21, 11 at 11:17pm

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- The person didn't say they were surprised, or complain that it happened lol
  
  Submitted by Attica on Feb 24, 11 at 4:17am
  
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FAKE

Submitted by LowDownZ on Nov 28, 11 at 11:50am

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In this day and age this had to have been recorded and put in YouTube. If not though it's still impressive.

Submitted by Chesticles on Feb 22, 11 at 5:57am

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get an A?

Submitted by NataSept on Feb 22, 11 at 1:24am

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The pick the tiny docked wanna be magnum. You will be so disappointed

Submitted by cwelkman on Feb 21, 11 at 9:27pm

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Call the # with the mag XL on it, definitely!

Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 21, 11 at 9:28pm

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- doesn't mean the corresponding dick actually fits said Magnum lol. Be careful not to fall for that
  
  Submitted by Attica on Feb 24, 11 at 4:20am
  
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  - Although why would a guy carry around magnum xls if he can't ever prove they'll fit? That's just setting up for the girl to be disappointed, walk out, tfln, and then never want to see him again xD
    
    Submitted by spiff on Feb 27, 11 at 1:58am
    
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FAKE

Submitted by LowDownZ on Nov 28, 11 at 11:50am

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A course in human sexuality is just rhetoric. Might as well argue about comic book characters.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 24, 11 at 3:17am

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Sounds like another tri cities tramp!

Submitted by jkl2384 on Feb 21, 11 at 8:22pm

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Trbamfgjghf

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 11 at 10:04pm

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98565525OO call me

Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 21, 11 at 6:26pm

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- Only someone from Houma would be this stupid...
  
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Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 21, 11 at 4:24pm

Submitted by elpintogrande on Feb 21, 11 at 6:24pm

Submitted by nandeyanen on Feb 21, 11 at 5:37pm

Submitted by frmLAtotheBay415 on Feb 21, 11 at 7:05pm

Submitted by ThaKrazyOne on Feb 21, 11 at 7:28pm

Submitted by rolldough24 on Feb 21, 11 at 5:02pm

Submitted by iowawashington on Feb 21, 11 at 5:29pm

Submitted by mytwocents on Feb 22, 11 at 12:53am

Submitted by Manupbeotch on Feb 21, 11 at 10:07pm

Submitted by fromthepharcyde on Feb 22, 11 at 5:25am

Submitted by colleen2221 on Feb 22, 11 at 5:17am

Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 22, 11 at 5:19am

Submitted by Phys on Feb 21, 11 at 7:05pm

Submitted by thebatman on Feb 22, 11 at 3:45am

Submitted by harbqll on Feb 21, 11 at 11:17pm

Submitted by Attica on Feb 24, 11 at 4:17am

Submitted by LowDownZ on Nov 28, 11 at 11:50am

Submitted by Chesticles on Feb 22, 11 at 5:57am

Submitted by NataSept on Feb 22, 11 at 1:24am

Submitted by cwelkman on Feb 21, 11 at 9:27pm

Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 21, 11 at 9:28pm

Submitted by Attica on Feb 24, 11 at 4:20am

Submitted by spiff on Feb 27, 11 at 1:58am

Submitted by LowDownZ on Nov 28, 11 at 11:50am

Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 24, 11 at 3:17am

Submitted by jkl2384 on Feb 21, 11 at 8:22pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 11 at 10:04pm

Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 21, 11 at 6:26pm

Submitted by embracethefury on Feb 23, 11 at 5:25am

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