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  • 77 51
    Submitted by hooah33 on May 19, 10 at 3:12pm

    "Paddle faster, I hear banjos"

  • 62 49
    Submitted by sladef on May 23, 10 at 2:35am

    Haha come here to Mississippi and this has a whole new meaning, especially at wal mart around 3am....

  • 64 53
    Submitted by haleyxo on May 19, 10 at 7:17pm

    must be in Epping!

  • 64 53
    Submitted by tcufrog on May 19, 10 at 3:13pm

    Angel, no shit dude. No reason to hate on the south. I've been in both and i prefer the south.

  • 67 68
    Submitted by tcufrog on May 19, 10 at 3:07pm

    603 is New Hampshire you idiot.

  • 57 56
    Submitted by xLimewireJunkiex on May 19, 10 at 4:18pm

    I live in New Hampshire, and am proud to say I have ALL my teeth. :) \ni never knew that wasn't normal 'round these parts. I'll hafta tell Ma. \nDouches.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by lexi602 on May 20, 10 at 12:48am

    okay umm 603 is this guys area code. which means that if he "forgot" how many people don't have teeth or whatever he said, then he must be visiting a different state other than where he lives which is new Hampshire. hah keep up people.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by AdolfHeilHitler on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22pm

    I live in New Hampshire, and there are like 0 people missing a lot of teeth.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by sway22 on May 19, 10 at 10:03pm

    LMAO are you in farmington by any chance?

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 10 at 3:14pm

    the 336 is like this too, in some parts :P

  • 51 52
    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on May 19, 10 at 3:09pm

    Tcufrog.. Maybe they're visiting another state.. Duh. Jeez ppl are dumb.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Colonel_Crabs on May 19, 10 at 4:08pm

    Ha ha zomb13attack you're right about the 315!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by shetravelslight on May 19, 10 at 3:47pm

    no one in rhode island has all their teeth. i live in the south too, and those yanks are horrible about their oral hygiene

  • 53 59
    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on May 19, 10 at 3:09pm

    It's the same in the 315 as well.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by lawlmofo on May 20, 10 at 12:16am

    Haha gotta be Rochester

  • 52 59
    Submitted by anonny on May 20, 10 at 4:33am

    maybe he forgot how few teeth there were was because he just got back from out of state college. If he forgot it then he had to have been there before...while its possible he meant he was visitng somewhere else it would have to be a place he already visited, and his homestate is somewhere he visists

  • 48 51
    Submitted by jplush on May 19, 10 at 11:30pm

    Long island is where it's atttt <3 ! \nWe should become our own state away from those hillbillies at upstate ny

  • 45 48
    Submitted by snsf0z on May 20, 10 at 9:22am

    I've lived in RURAL New York, and I've lived in RURAL South Carolina. There are truly hicks in both areas, and people sitting on their porches with shotguns. They're everywhere. It's reality. Just walk fast, and don't make direct eye contact.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by tracylv68 on May 20, 10 at 3:44pm

    I have lived in a lot of staes and I have to say AK IS the worse I have EVER seen for nasty toofs.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by no_thanks on May 19, 10 at 11:29pm

    agreed that 603 is new hampshire... and few teeth? http://www.theu.com/college_rankings UNH ... ranked #2 for hottest girls. so suck it.

    • 54 52
      Submitted by aimeelee76 on May 21, 10 at 3:02am

      This website that you linked to also lists the University of Central Florida as #3 for best academic reputation, so...FAIL.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 19, 10 at 5:42pm

    Lol serously they're called CELLphones ppl.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on May 19, 10 at 4:59pm

    And idk If u were originally replying to this txt or another persons comment from before. I'm on my iPod and it's lame sometimes..

  • 48 63
    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on May 19, 10 at 4:58pm

    Tcufrog, I'm not hatin on the south. I love the south :)

  • 46 64
    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 20, 10 at 12:24am

    So basically, it doesn't matter what region of the country you are in because there will always be people that look like they live in a tent in the woods. K.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by rhode_island on May 19, 10 at 10:07pm

    so i live in rhode island, and *everyone* i know has all their teeth. most people end up getting braces to make their teeth look nicer, in fact.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by kingkongkid on May 19, 10 at 3:05pm

    Hahahaha gotta love the dirty south...

    • 38 63
      Submitted by sequioa on May 19, 10 at 3:56pm

      except its in new Hampshire.....god you're dumb

      • 45 65
        Submitted by bananastand on May 19, 10 at 6:12pm

        no, you're dumb, kingkong is implying that the OP visited the south

  • 42 59
    Submitted by sullysgirl on May 19, 10 at 4:58pm

    They invented the toothbrush up here, everywhere else it's called a teethbrush. Dontcha know

  • 40 58
    Submitted by jprincess on May 19, 10 at 3:32pm

    T-shirt worthy!!!!!

  • 50 82
    Submitted by monstrosity89 on May 19, 10 at 4:00pm

    903 is the no teeth capital in Texas

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 19, 10 at 3:57pm

    White Trash Mother Fuckers!

  • 17 33
    Submitted by Kaden005 on Jul 18, 11 at 1:25am

    Must be Seabrook!