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  • Submitted by feltch on May 16, 10 at 4:07pm

    Skank

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      Submitted by Hawk21 on May 16, 10 at 5:25pm

      bitch

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      Submitted by inflamessoilwork on May 16, 10 at 10:44pm

      One of the correct times to call someone a skank

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      Submitted by queenbongmaster on May 18, 10 at 8:43pm

      yes she is! Karma is a bitch.

  • Submitted by x3_sweetpea on May 16, 10 at 6:27pm

    I really want to know how this ended.

  • Submitted by Tamahimik on May 16, 10 at 5:43pm

    meanwhile, boyfriend #3 is passed out in the garage.

  • Submitted by schlongdong on May 16, 10 at 4:10pm

    3 some

  • Submitted by 51sports on May 16, 10 at 6:59pm

    Haha, all the guys calling this girl a whore are just mad when it's the other way around....dudes can't take it when girls pull the same shit that's considered normal behavior for guys. You would be giving props if this were a guy, and who knows...it could be

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      Submitted by xhalo on May 16, 10 at 9:01pm

      "Normal behavior"? Right, because nobody says anything when a guy cheats.

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      Submitted by dsaucoin14 on May 16, 10 at 10:08pm

      A key that opens a bunch of locks, is called a master key. A lock that gets opened by a bunch of different keys is just a shitty lock. think about it

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        Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on May 16, 10 at 10:21pm

        phenomenal metaphor

      • 57 56
        Submitted by kittenmittons on May 17, 10 at 12:02am

        Stupidest thing I've ever heard. Way to prove the guys point.

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        Submitted by jj207 on May 17, 10 at 1:16am

        to be fair, not all guys would consider this "normal behavior." but it would be much more acceptable if it were a guy in this situation. also, that was a terrible metephor that shows how arrogant and shallow you are, further proving the previous point.

      • 42 67
        Submitted by opalquean on May 17, 10 at 5:30am

        Go to hell.

      • 60 75
        Submitted by got_kanin on May 17, 10 at 6:52am

        Dsau: nice bash.org rip, jackass.

      • 54 75
        Submitted by ChefC on May 17, 10 at 2:02pm

        I have to disagree w/ everyone who's offended by this metaphor, being in the construction industry I'd have to say it's quite brilliant.

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          Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 6:11pm

          Being in the construction industry associates you with creepy old guys who make catcalls at hot girls who are just walking along, minding their own business.

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      Submitted by sports51 on May 17, 10 at 8:23am

      You're right, a lot of dudes would not consider this normal behavior, but it is much more socially acceptable for guys. Xhalo, I never said no one says anything when guys do it, but the guys on here calling this girl a whore wouldn't be bashing a dude like that.

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      Submitted by sports51 on May 17, 10 at 8:35am

      Oh and dsau, that is the most cliche metaphor out there regarding this topic. Nice try though. The difference, we are talking about guys and ladies, NOT keys and locks. Not all metaphors are a win, cute idea though if you want your dick being compared to a tiny master key...

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        Submitted by xsaint on May 17, 10 at 4:27pm

        just because its more "acceptable" coming from douchefuck guys doesn't mean they don't deserve to have their dicks covered in herpes for doing it. good luck cheating fucks. hope you get prostate cancer

  • Submitted by rosiegirl on May 16, 10 at 7:01pm

    Ladies is pimps too go on brush your shoulders off

  • Submitted by fankeesyan on May 16, 10 at 4:10pm

    fucking whore

  • Submitted by claw8604 on May 16, 10 at 4:09pm

    Whore-tastic

  • Submitted by charlesdickins on May 16, 10 at 4:10pm

    It's sad cause it's a reality. Don't trust a bitch Rule # 1

  • Submitted by carleton1984 on May 16, 10 at 7:27pm

    Call boyfriend #3 for advice!

  • Submitted by paytons1 on May 16, 10 at 4:20pm

    I'm so angry reading this. It reminds me of raisins in catfish with CRANBERRY sauce!!!! Who brings flour to monkey banquettes?!!

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      Submitted by CoolerThanYou on May 16, 10 at 8:57pm

      a questionable strategy, but well executed. thumbs up.

  • Submitted by buguts on May 17, 10 at 12:26am

    Easy, just go answer the door, close it behind you, and say you have a girl friend in the bathroom sobbing over a boy and this isn't a good time. Ask him to call you later, give him a peck on the cheek and shut and lock the door before he says anything else.

  • Submitted by cool on May 16, 10 at 5:20pm

    None of you even know if this is a girl or not.

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      Submitted by xhalo on May 16, 10 at 9:00pm

      Doesn't matter

  • Submitted by dld3 on May 17, 10 at 2:10am

    1 2 3 peter paul and mary

  • Submitted by sayntdavid on May 16, 10 at 4:10pm

    Whore

  • Submitted by JJJaid on May 16, 10 at 4:39pm

    why are all you assholes calling "her" a slut and a whore? Would you call "him" the same?

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      Submitted by Nix on May 16, 10 at 5:16pm

      Yes...

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      Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on May 16, 10 at 5:39pm

      of course not, for a guy to get laid it takes game-thus respect is given to those who sleep around. for a girl to get laid all you have to do is say yes-no effort involved. a guys high number reflects skill, a girls high number reflects low standards and whore-dom

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        Submitted by zoesprettycool12 on May 16, 10 at 5:55pm

        Well your a duchebag. girls want/enjoy sex too, and just because we don't have to work as hard to get sum shouldn't mean were called sluts and ho's.

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          Submitted by no5_is_alive on May 16, 10 at 6:28pm

          Well said, Zoe!

        • Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on May 16, 10 at 10:31pm

          i didn't say girls don't want or enjoy sex, you bitches complain about why you're hated on for sleeping around and being called sluts and guys aren't. i explained to you why. it takes no effort for a girl to go out and get fucked. you don't congratulate bambi's mom for her amazing ability to get shot, but the hunter gets respect for his marksmanship.

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        Submitted by dvscarr on May 16, 10 at 7:46pm

        That's just not even remotely true. It takes just as much effort for guys and girls to get laid - high numbers don't mean you're a whore, they mean you're hot. Get over yourself, you misogynistic asswipe.

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          Submitted by marieeeee on May 16, 10 at 7:57pm

          high numbers for girls doesn't mean they're hot. and high numbers for guys doesn't mean they have skill. for guys AND girls having a high number of people who you've slept with means the same thing: they've fucked a lot of people.

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          Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 6:13pm

          That is laughably false. The hottest girl I know is a virgin.

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        Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 11:49pm

        that's crap, either the person wants to have sex with you or not, no game required either way. Um i think both a guy and a girls high number reflects low standards and the fact that they have slept around a lot. \n\nOh and since when does a guy fucking everything that moves = respect?

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          Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on May 17, 10 at 7:01am

          ok dumb broad and how is the "the person wants to have sex with you or not, no game required" situation established? guy approaches girl, girl says yes or no, it takes no effort for a girl to say yes. the guy who gets you to say yes...kudos to him.

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            Submitted by mmajones on May 17, 10 at 9:20am

            Well, there is this theory based around sexual dimorphism that says that it's a select few males getting most of the females. This is true even in societies that enforce monogamy... The difference in the ease of getting laid between males and females is more evident on the 'lower rungs' of the attractiveness ladder. On the 'higher rungs' people will surround you, regardless of your gender. \nMake your own judgment about whether this is bullshit or not. Personally? I think an attractive

            • 48 59
              Submitted by dsivey on May 17, 10 at 11:33pm

              win? nerd fail?

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            Submitted by eppaleopardsy on May 20, 10 at 12:00am

            What if a girl approaches a guy?

  • Submitted by charlesdickins on May 16, 10 at 4:23pm

    I retract my previous statement and replace it with this: You can keep a SLUT off the street, but you can't keep the street off a SLUT.

  • Submitted by djfiremane on May 16, 10 at 4:20pm

    This is most likely a dude

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      Submitted by shitz_an_gigz on May 16, 10 at 4:34pm

      I'm with you on this one, man. I also feel the need to point out you posted your comment at 4;20, props.

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      Submitted by MoFruity on May 16, 10 at 7:13pm

      yeah they talk like one

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    Submitted by lindsay_j10 on May 16, 10 at 9:18pm

    I really can't believe everyone is calling this person a whore, skank, slut, etc. I know FOR A FACT that if this text was about a guy with two girlfriends, no one would be freaking out and most would be congratulating him. \nIt sucks that there is a double standard for situations like this. Girls who have higher numbers are sluts and guys with higher numbers are awesome. And no, I don't agree with the double standard at all. \nThis website is supposed to be funny. If you don't like it, don'

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      Submitted by LeviathanXII on May 16, 10 at 11:08pm

      Your an idiot. If you want YOUR FACTS, go look up any other tfln where it is implied that a guy has multiple girlfriends, sure there is support, but there is plenty of hate, go actually find facts before you say you know them you moron.

    • 45 66
      Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 11:51pm

      actually I agree with Leviathan, it doesn't matter whether it's guy or a girl, it's just wrong either way.

  • 95 94
    Submitted by xbenjaminx on May 16, 10 at 5:06pm

    You so deserve that

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    Submitted by ksloan on May 16, 10 at 8:54pm

    Well for starters... it never says anywhere that she had/has sex with either guys. And guys do this ALL the time and they're the "the man" for it. Take a dose of yalls own medicine and realize that females can play the same game too

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    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 16, 10 at 9:05pm

    Call boyfriend #3 for advice!

  • 86 83
    Submitted by tchris1 on May 16, 10 at 5:48pm

    BUSTED... Or just let them run a train on you ass..

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    Submitted by Toam918 on May 16, 10 at 5:19pm

    Ha well played\nYour prob gf # 2 or 3 for both \nJust roll with it

  • Submitted by fuckingfreezing on May 16, 10 at 4:37pm

    Not a whore, she kicks ass. If she's a girl.

  • 84 83
    Submitted by Singingflame on May 16, 10 at 4:42pm

    He's probably a homosexual ;)

  • 79 74
    Submitted by pdpotman420 on May 17, 10 at 1:44am

    Well have you tryed NOT being a ho

  • 81 80
    Submitted by effit on May 16, 10 at 8:50pm

    If it was a guy then all of you would be ^5ing on here. She's bad ass and you're all jealous.

  • Submitted by uhateme on May 16, 10 at 4:14pm

    Can't turn a ho in to a house wife ho's don't act right!

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    Submitted by double_OH_Joe on May 16, 10 at 4:26pm

    ASK FOR THREESOME QUICK!!! XD

  • 84 93
    Submitted by hvltn on May 16, 10 at 7:34pm

    Yes, there's a double standard. Life's not fair. Deal with it.

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      Submitted by EnergyTurtle on May 17, 10 at 5:09am

      Easy to say when you're a middle-class white male, I'm sure.

  • 72 70
    Submitted by buberto on May 17, 10 at 3:09am

    Get them to double-stuff you. You are obviously a lying whore anyway. Plus, this is fake.

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    Submitted by nikkayy on May 16, 10 at 9:01pm

    actually dudes do this ALL the time, so i saay good girl for not being an overly attached annoying broad who cant get over "that guy" ugh. girls gotta get hers too! :oP

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    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 16, 10 at 6:06pm

    Cheater!!

  • Submitted by dfhshfg on May 16, 10 at 4:37pm

    youre stupid. and a slut. stop calling attention to yourself, being a hoe is easy. being respectable is not.

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      Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on May 16, 10 at 11:42pm

      Have you ever tried maintaining two boyfriends? It is actually quite difficult.

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      Submitted by Beeeecccaa on May 20, 10 at 2:24pm

      Did you ever consider that maybe it was the person she was texting that posted this? Being a idiot is easy, being intelligent is not. =)

  • 64 60
    Submitted by koalaking009 on May 16, 10 at 11:10pm

    she was a ho...fa sho.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by anrsuperstar25 on May 16, 10 at 9:45pm

    hahahahahahahahaha this is awesome!

  • 72 77
    Submitted by homero_vargas on May 16, 10 at 6:07pm

    I wonder how this turned out

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Phys on May 16, 10 at 7:35pm

    You are a whore, I repeat you are a whore. Guess the good news is boyfriend #3 isn't there yet

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 16, 10 at 5:34pm

    Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho yeah 3OH!3 really got it right.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by TTrouble on May 16, 10 at 10:23pm

    1) don't know for sure if it's a guy or girl. 2) it may not be serious relationships, it might just be that just starting fun thing those having two or more guys you are dating is legit, although you should tell them that. And 3) if it is serious shit, they are suppose to live in different cities, and though wouldn't be dropping by without you knowing, come on now if you are going to be a player at least do it right.

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    Submitted by yeathatsme on May 16, 10 at 6:29pm

    lmao! that's great. been there

  • 69 85
    Submitted by magic_medicine on May 17, 10 at 1:59pm

    all I wanted to know was what was you gonna do with that spatula?

  • 58 63
    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on May 17, 10 at 11:00am

    Di you guys remember when relationships meant something?\nOh of course not, this generation is made up if skanks and wannabe players.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by chaka36 on May 17, 10 at 2:31am

    Props to you

  • 56 60
    Submitted by ggmate on May 17, 10 at 7:58am

    Hope they run a train on you, video tape it, and put it on the Internet. It's the least you deserve.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 16, 10 at 5:37pm

    How does he know you're home?

  • 62 74
    Submitted by superbassman on May 16, 10 at 8:02pm

    Go with a threesome duh

  • 67 84
    Submitted by woogles on May 16, 10 at 4:09pm

    Hahahhahaha

  • 66 83
    Submitted by kschenks on May 19, 10 at 12:24am

    as girls, why don't we respect other girls for getting with two guys? it means they got game, right? that's how it is with guys? of course not, because girls are jealous bitches and we hate the girl who gets more dick than us. when girls call girls sluts it makes it ok for guys to call them sluts. god hasn't anyone seen mean girls?

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    Submitted by scarlotta on May 16, 10 at 5:37pm

    too funny!

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 6:51pm

    Bahaha! Way to be.

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 16, 10 at 6:41pm

    Guys, don't be calling this girl a slut. More guys have multiple girlfriends than girls.

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      Submitted by lrzwest37 on May 16, 10 at 9:39pm

      And your point is? That just means more guys are manwhores than girls are sluts. Still makes this girl a slut in my book.

  • 59 78
    Submitted by hitman23162 on May 16, 10 at 9:06pm

    I'm here for the gang bang

  • 61 83
    Submitted by blowinupthespotx on May 16, 10 at 10:18pm

    this is hilarious. all you people calling this person a slut are idiots. let people live their life how they want..fools.

  • 68 97
    Submitted by adam58 on May 16, 10 at 4:13pm

    go on ya slut ye

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 10 at 7:54pm

    Hahah story of my life. And yes if you're not married, there really is no reason not to date more than one person while you still have the chance. I mean hello, once you're married you might as well kiss the fun goodbye!!! Me and my girls LOVE this post. Get 'em girl

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 11:45pm

    Ok not sure if this a guy or a girl, however its funny. I always love when Karma comes back and bites people. Hey it had to come out sometime. I just wonder if the friend responded and how this all turned out.

  • Submitted by tk420 on May 16, 10 at 4:14pm

    dumbass slut.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by sports51 on May 17, 10 at 8:19am

    That is the most overused cliche out there regarding this topic, nice try though. The difference? We are talking about guys and ladies, NOT keys and locks.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 17, 10 at 12:26am

    You got room for one more?

  • 52 69
    Submitted by amikewlorwhat on May 17, 10 at 3:34am

    Reading that as a guy friend I would still try to help the girl handle her game, come on now people, some compassion?

  • 56 77
    Submitted by jenpearce on May 16, 10 at 6:25pm

    Awesome!!! Did you get the quickie outside while the other was in the bathroom?

  • 53 72
    Submitted by redstar on May 17, 10 at 1:29pm

    I agree...I want to know how this ended too.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by kevin07 on May 16, 10 at 9:12pm

    Hahaha so true:p

  • 63 92
    Submitted by europeanbug on May 16, 10 at 6:04pm

    Wow way to be a whore face

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    Submitted by doodyfrank on Jun 30, 10 at 4:57am

    I hate this 'if it was a man youd be praising him bollocks'. Sorry ladies it ceoms from you. As a man when you hear of a girl that sleeps with your friend shes officially off limits full stop. That way theres non of this bullshit. \nIts up to you girls to judge the man, everyone knows a cheating bitch and her rep is ruined among guys who maybe see her as an easy lay. Maybe you girls should do the same with guys. make consequences?

  • 51 69
    Submitted by WTFmate on Jun 23, 10 at 3:52pm

    Who the fuck cares if she has two bfs, jesus. This situation is tooo funny.

  • Submitted by ericaisstoned on May 17, 10 at 8:05am

    You're a slut, OP. That is all.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by twasadreeeeam on May 16, 10 at 11:19pm

    Ew. Western maryland.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 1:20am

    Fuck that slut

  • 58 85
    Submitted by meggeroni on May 17, 10 at 1:11am

    Whatever, she's not married...you've gotta set boundaries tho to avoid this kind of thing

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Twinkle_Toes on May 16, 10 at 11:05pm

    HAHAHAHA

  • 45 61
    Submitted by smegs on May 16, 10 at 7:58pm

    Don't answer the door or don't have two boyfriends? Hah

  • 50 72
    Submitted by luvcuz on May 17, 10 at 9:49am

    Hilarious- and the guys prob have others anyway as well.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by a7xFAN on May 16, 10 at 11:57pm

    Run for the back door skank while you still have a chance!!!!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by yakturk43 on May 16, 10 at 7:12pm

    You are a slore... I repeat you are a slore

  • 53 81
    Submitted by d_squared on May 16, 10 at 9:23pm

    Whore

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Tic on May 17, 10 at 6:06am

    Not being a cheating whore would solve all your problems

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 16, 10 at 6:19pm

    Haha. I lol'ed!!

  • 47 73
    Submitted by redmankikit on Jun 7, 10 at 1:51pm

    Jersey whore! Fist pumps!

  • 59 97
    Submitted by meganmegan on May 16, 10 at 6:22pm

    Bahahaha that's hilarious

  • 52 84
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 16, 10 at 5:32pm

    JJJaid-- yeah, yeah we would.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by nurseypoo on May 17, 10 at 2:44am

    I must be the only 1 who automatically wonders why you wouldn't text "bf #1" etc, time is of the essence, besides this is pretty funny, made up or not

    • 35 57
      Submitted by jonathan171 on May 17, 10 at 11:42pm

      I wondered why she would take the time to repeat that it's not a drill.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 16, 10 at 9:06pm

    thats fucked up. should have confessed and had a threesome.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by calliewv on May 16, 10 at 6:00pm

    Love this! Hilarious

  • 45 73
    Submitted by howaboutit on May 22, 10 at 11:41am

    well dont you just suck at life. everyone knows #1 gets to know where you live, #2 only gets to hang with you at their place. rookie.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by csramirez on May 16, 10 at 7:01pm

    Dumb whore asked for it. Eat shit.

  • 46 78
    Submitted by jonathan171 on May 17, 10 at 11:45pm

    Introduce them to each other as Eskimo brothers.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by NataSept on May 17, 10 at 1:47am

    sluuut.

  • Submitted by KaziAzule on May 16, 10 at 8:20pm

    You people do know they made this up right? It's not really something a girl texted to her friend. Lighten up : /

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    Submitted by lindsay_j10 on May 17, 10 at 12:07am

    LeviathanXII: I'm a moron/idiot? How about you learn how to write first. "Your" doesn't mean "you are" but "you're" does. Second, you just made my point, there would be support for a guy having multiple girls.\n\nGoldenMe: Where in my comment did I say having multiple boyfriends/girlfriends is ok? No where. All I said was that the double standard is there and for people to notice it.

  • Submitted by schlop on May 16, 10 at 7:43pm

    guys who sleep around are respected to a certain extent because it takes skill. if a girl is pretty at all, she can get almost any guy. so sluts are looked down on, while manwhores are respected

  • Submitted by kuballa on May 16, 10 at 4:29pm

    Whore

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    Submitted by plpbaby143 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:52am

    You're a cheating whore. You brought this on yourself.

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    Submitted by nikkix3babee on May 16, 10 at 11:01pm

    Woahhh. Guys have 10000 girls at one time. So the girls fine. A slut is just s girl who acts like a man so chill the fuck outt.

  • 43 93
    Submitted by misskaterose on May 17, 10 at 1:03am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god this made me laugh so hard.

  • Submitted by barbie26 on May 17, 10 at 12:00am

    Ha ha been there before know how ya feel

  • Submitted by sk8er on May 31, 10 at 7:00pm

    Call 911

  • Submitted by paytons1 on May 16, 10 at 4:28pm

    Bullmilk and horse semen

  • Submitted by ToTrue on May 16, 10 at 5:12pm

    Lol you are a slut...were you able to pull it off tho?

  • Submitted by fmlimhungover on May 16, 10 at 4:31pm

    Fuckin whore cheating bitches make me sick. I hope they both beat the shit out of your worthless life and become bros. Talkin shot bout u all day very day.

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      Submitted by Nefarious1031 on May 16, 10 at 6:21pm

      What's wrong with you? Yeah, cheating is messed up, but beating the shit out of a girl is what's really worthless.

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      Submitted by no5_is_alive on May 16, 10 at 6:30pm

      Oh, sure, but the myriad of guys that cheat all deserve pats on the back. Nice double-standard.

    • 46 57
      Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on May 16, 10 at 11:47pm

      Bahahahahah, someone is a wee bit bitter, no?