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  • 46 27
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 3:46pm
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    almost, we slaughtered italians. apparently stereotypical items come gushing out of them like candy in a pinata. i'm covered in gold chains and wifebeaters

  • 41 30
    Submitted by Thepresident on Mar 14, 11 at 3:54pm
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    Did you pre heat the oven to 450 before you made the pizza in your hair?

  • 36 32
    Submitted by IcedMango on Mar 14, 11 at 9:38pm
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    I'm pretending this text is related to the one above it

  • 31 30
    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 15, 11 at 3:16am
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    I would say it sounds like you had taco bell. the pizza is probably from a drunken food fight

  • 28 27
    Submitted by rikie83 on Mar 14, 11 at 3:34pm
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    Nope! No pizza!

  • 25 25
    Submitted by jaybram24 on Mar 14, 11 at 7:51pm
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    you're a modern day sherlock holmes.

  • 25 27
    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 14, 11 at 4:12pm
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    Actually you just fucked on top of a pizza you didn't eat.

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Afuzzyrock on Mar 14, 11 at 3:17pm
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    Second

  • 30 44
    Submitted by FirstTroll on Mar 14, 11 at 3:06pm
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    First.

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Suomen_tytto on Mar 15, 11 at 12:05am
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    Wow someone took their genius pills... helvetin idiootti

  • 17 35
    Submitted by rickiescott on Mar 14, 11 at 10:52pm
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    Fired pizza doesn't belong in your hair!