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  • 97 82
    Submitted by bunny420 on Feb 28, 11 at 10:49am

    This would be cool, if it actually rhymed... But I can almost picture some idiot drunk girl mumbling all this. -____-

    • 55 70
      Submitted by brassmonkey on Mar 2, 11 at 3:36pm

      Replace redbull with snout. Fixed.

  • 81 64
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 2, 11 at 4:36am

    ima alcholic drunk an small, i like my drinks big an tall, im full of jack cant stand without the wall, plz help me up everytime i fall, i always keep it movin like a bouncing ball, but i always end up at my booty call!!!!

  • 67 64
    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Mar 6, 11 at 3:28am

    Lame

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Glazed on Feb 28, 11 at 12:22pm

    Snooki?

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Hustlaaa on Feb 28, 11 at 11:57am

    Betting it's an idiot drunk guy. But okay.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by cceecc on Mar 4, 11 at 11:59pm

    Wat was her name

  • 61 74
    Submitted by imdown on Feb 28, 11 at 3:56pm

    Herr=iPhone

  • 52 63
    Submitted by spudman on Feb 28, 11 at 3:58pm

    Flying Hilsch!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by brunette_angel91 on Mar 1, 11 at 12:00am

    my boyfriend would totally agree with this!!

  • 56 76
    Submitted by ansleypaige on Mar 2, 11 at 11:04pm

    I posted this and brittbritt idk who you are lol but you do not know my girl who sent this. She wasn't on campus. She actually doesn't go to a campus. She rocks and this is the best attempt at a nursery rhyme after a pint of j├Ąger I've ever seen!

  • 52 79
    Submitted by britbritt on Mar 2, 11 at 11:10am

    Idiots. I know who sent this in. You do realize the entire campus find you pitiful and disgusting? Wait, no, you're too busy drinking yourselves into blackouts.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by ooohhhyeahhh on Mar 30, 11 at 5:35am

    lol well i for one find this absolutely adorable

  • 37 51
    Submitted by suntych on Jul 10, 11 at 11:10pm

    I am a human short and spout, here is my jegar here is my mouth.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Oct 19, 11 at 10:34am

    **in my mouth. Never spill your drink.. Party foull!

  • 47 85
    Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 28, 11 at 10:06pm

    Jaeger Bombed.