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  • Submitted by Blackmane on Jan 24, 11 at 11:27am

    Drinking 1800 probably contributed to you using 'contributed' instead of 'attributed' in that sentence. It's ok, English is tough sometimes.

  • Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jan 24, 11 at 11:27am

    i wish there were a distinction between people who are stupid because they're fucked up, and stupid people who just happen to be fucked up

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 25, 11 at 10:12pm

    I call bullshit

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    Submitted by letsgetbombed on Jan 24, 11 at 5:18pm

    It slices, it dices, it julians fries; all with five 36" blades while cooling and illuminating the room at the same time!

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    Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Jan 24, 11 at 12:01pm

    Am I the only one that thinks this is kinda genius?

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    Submitted by TheGriz on Jan 24, 11 at 4:36pm

    Sadly, this TFLN is mine. And it's not from last last night, it's from a post-it note that was stuck on my windshield following a drunken day of silliness back in high school...circa 1990. I'd been debating sending it for some time, and finally decided that the words of my drinking buddy should live on forever. Incidentally, the hotdogs were those huge red ones, and the mess we left looked like a bizarre checkerboard of linoleum and meat.\n\nFor anyone who says this isn't mine, I do not

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      Submitted by andthelion on Jan 24, 11 at 10:24pm

      you do not....?

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        Submitted by TheGriz on Jan 24, 11 at 10:33pm

        *laugh* sorry.\n\nCARE!

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    Submitted by TBONEa on Jan 24, 11 at 11:23am

    carrots work well with steel fans along with hotdogs and fingers

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    Submitted by tanya321 on Jan 25, 11 at 7:53am

    Did it actually work?!

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      Submitted by TheGriz on Jan 25, 11 at 11:53am

      Pretty well, actually. I can't remember if we were drinking 1800 or just Cuervo Gold, but it started out as a game of quarters. The hotdogs came into the picture somewhere after stupidity set in. It was an economy pack...huge. The mess was insane. I kept that post-it note and it's now taped inside my high school yearbook.

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    Submitted by joe_says_so on Jan 31, 11 at 12:59am

    Just so everyone knows... Hot dogs have meat in them. Please save the world and go vegan. If not for yourself, for your children... And your children's children. Thanks.

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    Submitted by wafflecopter on Jan 24, 11 at 3:44pm

    And babies tbone

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 21, 12 at 12:06am

    The 1800 contributed to you throwing the hot dogs in to the fan. You're not very good at English now, are you?

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 21, 12 at 12:04am

    Attributed?