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  • Submitted by anon33 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:16am

    From Urban Dictionary: "orgasim" - The fucking idiot's alternative to 'orgasm,' which is a sexual climax.

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    Submitted by gizmo6969 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:16am

    She wasn't with me or she would be yelling 2011

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    Submitted by Austinaveous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:42am

    I miss the days when firsty wouldn't comment unless he was first...

    • 35 51
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 12:53pm

      But that never happened..

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    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:06pm

    I think you've actually discovered time travel. I smell grant money...and pussy.

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:32am

    You are stupid dumb

  • 39 28
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:28pm

    Make sure you give him the blue carpet whore treatment

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 10:33am

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:53am

    Orgasim: cumming in sim city? Stay firsty.. Pretzels will be by soon...

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    Submitted by john117 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:09am

    Fail 12 year old

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    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:44pm

    That is great sex. Must be a skinny white brunette talking about a big black football player. In other words--high school.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 11:06am

    I may have to try a firstgasm..... Screaming: pretzelllllllllls!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:21am

    twelve yearold dumb fucks GTFO

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    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jul 21, 10 at 7:31pm

    Um WTF?

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    Submitted by memyself on Jul 21, 10 at 11:28am

    I'm not sure you're mature enough to talk about orgasms if you can't even spell the word!! Not tryin to be a grammar Nazi, just sayin!!

  • 34 52
    Submitted by HCHxAssassin on Jul 24, 10 at 2:45am

    Really? Who cares If they spelled orgasm wrong. People should get on here to read funny texts, not correct peoples grammer. Get a life

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:45pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

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    Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 23, 10 at 12:15am

    @Austinaveous: firsty comments for the sake of pretzels, and because he is firsty. That is all.

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 1:41pm

    To Whom it May Concern: Tell me how firsty is not a comical genius? 

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    Submitted by karla on Jul 21, 10 at 4:22pm

    Thts weird :/

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    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:32pm

    Pahaha. Wow. He fucked you on Sunday?

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    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 21, 10 at 10:14am

    These pretzels are making me Firsty!

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    Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:25am

    Fake: two days from now is Friday... Lol

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      Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 21, 10 at 11:53am

      You do realize that it takes a few days between submitting a text and it getting posted right?