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  • 101 51
    Submitted by anon33 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:16am
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    From Urban Dictionary: "orgasim" - The fucking idiot's alternative to 'orgasm,' which is a sexual climax.

  • 86 44
    Submitted by gizmo6969 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:16am
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    She wasn't with me or she would be yelling 2011

  • 73 40
    Submitted by Austinaveous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:42am
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    I miss the days when firsty wouldn't comment unless he was first...

    • 26 38
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 12:53pm
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      But that never happened..

  • 46 39
    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:06pm
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    I think you've actually discovered time travel. I smell grant money...and pussy.

  • 37 27
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:32am
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    You are stupid dumb

  • 33 23
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:28pm
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    Make sure you give him the blue carpet whore treatment

  • 41 43
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 10:33am
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 27 22
    Submitted by john117 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:09am
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    Fail 12 year old

  • 31 31
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:44pm
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    That is great sex. Must be a skinny white brunette talking about a big black football player. In other words--high school.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 11:06am
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    I may have to try a firstgasm..... Screaming: pretzelllllllllls!!!!!!!

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:53am
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    Orgasim: cumming in sim city? Stay firsty.. Pretzels will be by soon...

  • 26 33
    Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:21am
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    twelve yearold dumb fucks GTFO

  • 29 44
    Submitted by memyself on Jul 21, 10 at 11:28am
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    I'm not sure you're mature enough to talk about orgasms if you can't even spell the word!! Not tryin to be a grammar Nazi, just sayin!!

  • 21 30
    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jul 21, 10 at 7:31pm
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    Um WTF?

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:45pm
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    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 25 41
    Submitted by HCHxAssassin on Jul 24, 10 at 2:45am
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    Really? Who cares If they spelled orgasm wrong. People should get on here to read funny texts, not correct peoples grammer. Get a life

  • 22 39
    Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 23, 10 at 12:15am
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    @Austinaveous: firsty comments for the sake of pretzels, and because he is firsty. That is all.

  • 29 55
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 1:41pm
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    To Whom it May Concern: Tell me how firsty is not a comical genius? 

  • 25 49
    Submitted by karla on Jul 21, 10 at 4:22pm
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    Thts weird :/

  • 30 61
    Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:25am
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    Fake: two days from now is Friday... Lol

    • 31 30
      Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 21, 10 at 11:53am
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      You do realize that it takes a few days between submitting a text and it getting posted right?

  • 15 34
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:32pm
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    Pahaha. Wow. He fucked you on Sunday?

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 21, 10 at 10:14am
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    These pretzels are making me Firsty!