Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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