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  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:14pm

    Dude, whoever you are, we have to hang. I live in Franklin

  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:54am

    First if you drunk as shit how did you type with perfect spelling. Second if your note the person to call then why are you starting a conversation with someone.

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:04pm

    When I'm drunk It takes me 10 minutes to type a message because I make sure my grammar and punctuation are impeccable. I don't even do thar when I'm sober don't ask me why. There are many things you can do shitfaced if you concentrate hard, for example: drive, operate heavy machinery, be pregnant, to name a few

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:18am

    could be that someone called OP and they didn't pick up, chose to text instead.. n its not THAT difficult to type with perfect spelling when your ripped...especially if you have T9.. anyway pancakes + drunk = awesome.

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:25pm

    No one fucking cares about spelling or punctuation fuck! Leave it alone, they are drunk texts, Get it?!

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:43am

    Love those shit eating pancakes.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:39am

    this is so cute. I am going to get drunk and eat pancakes and hope someone calls me!

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:37am

    Why does everyone think these are fake. I do that all the time!!

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:18pm

    3:49 You took the words out of my mouth. I definitely prefer 'shit eating pancakes' to 'shit, eating pancakes'.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:34pm

    10:12 that's a simile not a metaphor. Metaphors don't use like or as.

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:03am

    dude, I can be shitfaced and still have impecable spelling and grammar.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:11am

    Why would you be texting someone who is calling you?

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:49pm

    Okay, so was the OP "drunk as shit, eating pancakes", or "drunk as shit-eating pancakes"? Punctuation, ppl :(

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:08am

    I agree with 9:54. This is FAKE

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:58am

    Maybe the person who sent it in corrected their spelling or they spell really well while drunk.