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(302): View more from Delaware

Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that

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(509): View more from Washington

Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is

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(303): View more from Colorado

Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.

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