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  • 82 61
    Submitted by dontgiveafuk on Apr 12, 10 at 6:48pm

    NOTHING is like "Kentucky derby drunk"

  • 78 73
    Submitted by ericalew on Apr 12, 10 at 4:55pm

    The Kentucky Derby is on my birthday. I have more of an excuse to get fucked up.

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 10:53pm

    NASCAR drunk playa playa!

  • 67 59
    Submitted by apajax6 on Apr 13, 10 at 7:48pm

    Preakness Drunk trumps Derby Drunk any day!

  • 66 59
    Submitted by carmenw14 on Apr 13, 10 at 7:31pm

    The derby is on my bday too!

  • 58 43
    Submitted by hellcheese on Apr 12, 10 at 11:58pm

    Been there kentucky derby was the shit don't remember how I left th

  • 63 54
    Submitted by shadowfox on Apr 12, 10 at 9:14pm

    Masters Drunk just means he started drinking at noon

  • 61 53
    Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Apr 14, 10 at 4:20am

    College national championship for football drunk. J├Ąger vicatin and a painful next morning.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by BrittDo on Apr 12, 10 at 10:29pm

    World series drunk for me... Not pretty

    • 52 76
      Submitted by fastmatt on Apr 25, 10 at 2:24am

      take a shot of beer every pitch!

  • 73 77
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 12, 10 at 3:09pm

    I'm from ky!!!

  • 65 67
    Submitted by NOsaint16 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:45pm

    First! Haha i've always wanted to say that. But masters drunk is the best sports drunk ever, other than sb44 drunk If you're from new orleans!!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by afterpartyblog on Apr 12, 10 at 8:38pm

    I went to Derby last year and got so drunk I didn't see a single horse...now that's Derby Drunk

  • 59 68
    Submitted by PolarBare on Apr 15, 10 at 11:27am

    Kentucky Derby Drunk is almost a mandatory drunk tank visit.