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  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 14, 11 at 11:51am

    If only everyone understood this...

  • Submitted by GIR1115 on Oct 14, 11 at 11:41am

    Pussy whipped... But in a good way

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    Submitted by slipperyweasel on Oct 14, 11 at 1:45pm

    Why does everyone think it's a man, I'm a girl and I say shut like this all the time

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      Submitted by HokieNut47 on Oct 15, 11 at 11:08am

      U must be a rare find

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    Submitted by 9miletn on Oct 14, 11 at 2:35pm

    It was a woman not a man. Maybe a man talking to man. Maybe a woman talking to woman. But not a man talking to woman.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 14, 11 at 4:16pm

    Thank you for clarifying that. Without that clarification, coming over to fuck you would have been a dick move.

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    Submitted by Katiembabie on Oct 14, 11 at 2:06pm

    thats a real friend

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    Submitted by girlyemt1128 on Oct 14, 11 at 12:37pm

    I would've thought everyone understood why he's telling her of all his issues lol

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    Submitted by SassyWy on Oct 14, 11 at 1:22pm

    I need a man like that..... Lol

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      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 25, 11 at 5:33am

      It's funny how many girls say that, but don't really seem to mean it.

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    Submitted by ColinD1 on Oct 14, 11 at 3:16pm

    Somebody who knows their priorities

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    Submitted by credawg86 on Oct 19, 11 at 8:20pm

    Idk I pictured this to be a guy saying it, but only bc ive said shit like this before lol

  • 38 49
    Submitted by ashl3ytaylor on Nov 1, 11 at 2:31pm

    What? Women can't WANT sex or something?

  • 42 57
    Submitted by jltc on Oct 20, 11 at 2:33am

    A) it's a girl. B) the grammar is a huge turn off.

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      Submitted by EvryDyImShffln on Nov 10, 11 at 11:51pm

      And grammar Nazis are an even BIGGER turn off. Pwnt.

  • Submitted by danicgirl on Oct 14, 11 at 11:39am

    First!!!! He wants a fucking blow job!!!

    • 47 63
      Submitted by HokieNut47 on Oct 15, 11 at 12:00pm

      Don't all of us guys want one?

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    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Oct 15, 11 at 10:37am

    Wish girls would actually say shite like this

    • 52 54
      Submitted by danicgirl on Oct 15, 11 at 11:10am

      I do

      • 56 59
        Submitted by HokieNut47 on Oct 15, 11 at 11:50am

        No kidding haven't any that say things like that

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    Submitted by manderinorange07 on Jul 28, 13 at 12:20pm

    Reminds me of my clinical psychology final. Those were the days.

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    Submitted by melazing on Oct 15, 11 at 8:06am

    Hahaha yes please

  • 39 70
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Oct 15, 11 at 2:01am

    Story. Of. My. Life.