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  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:40am

    Hell I would give you a high five

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:19pm

    You sir deserve a medal

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:10pm

    The proudest moment of your life came from taking a dump in a Denny's bathroom? I can only imagine the things that you're ashamed of. You're clearly a winner.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:21pm

    Yes. Yes it is. kudos, though. And everyone pissed off about this post should really shut the fuck up Bad things happen to good people all the time. get over it. the kid will probably grow up to be a douchebag petaphile anyway, so its probably karma... sort of.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 3:28pm

    Your my hero

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:30pm

    People like you make life miserable for everyone one else. I hope you die before you do anything else like this or procreate.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:22am

    Oh yes, I am so amazed by your total awesomeness. Your total superiority over a small child it awe inspiring. Epic Fail on your part.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:21pm

    wtf is everyone so pissed about? so some little kid shit his pants BIG DEAL, this guy was going was what 90% of the people on here are doing; getting drunk, throwing up and then doing something stupid for our amusement. why don't all you bleeding hearts shut up and have a latte.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:43pm

    This would be the proudest moment of a Detroiters life.

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:14pm

    OMG.,.. Best post ever!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:46pm

    You're fucking awesome

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    5:03 get over it. If people didn't do things like this, this site wouldn't hardly be as fun as it it. To the OP, I'm inspired to do something similar today.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:50am

    I think this is hilarious! 5:16PM - He didn't MAKE the kid shit himself. What is he supposed to do, shit his own pants for the sake of the kid? I don't think so. People who write negatively on these sites shouldn't even be on here. You're clearly not seeing this site for what it is - funny.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:00pm

    lol i bow down to your awesomeness and hope i can one day be like you

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:27am

    Lol, funny but mean!!!!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:05am

    Fuck you and your shit.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:02pm

    Win. You are amazing. If you told me that story at a bar I would totally do you! ;)

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    yes. yes you are. anyway, your life must suck if THAT'S the proudest moment of your life. and you were in denny's. fail.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by bollywoodflow on Dec 9, 10 at 6:02pm

    Who doesn't like making little kids crap their pants and cry?

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:03pm

    wow. way to be a douche.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:02pm

    I want to hug you, that's fucking awesome.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:48pm

    no... but your life seems pretty shitty if this is a highlight moment.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:34am

    If I could vote "Good Night" more than once for this entry I would.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:50pm

    @9:10, no the proudest moment of their life came from hogging the stall so long a little kid shit himself.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:28pm

    People that are mad about this post = people that were traumatized from shitting their pants in public as kids

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:13pm

    I kind of want to slap you. That kid now was a horrible memory for life.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:54pm

    Probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this site!!!

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:27pm

    This is how legends are born.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:45pm

    YOU ARE A GOD. I am unworthy!! Teach me your ways of death defying awesomeness

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:08pm

    Funniest post ever!!!

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:12am

    you're fucking pathetic.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:33pm

    if ur a dude u r the man if not i love u

  • 25 35
    Submitted by courtchronic on Feb 27, 12 at 1:20am

    Um, ya? Lol

  • 34 54
    Submitted by sasquatchh3000 on Mar 23, 10 at 1:20am

    Epic score...

  • 46 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:37am

    in Soviet Russia pants shit you

  • 39 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:01pm

    aww.... poor kid....

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:16pm

    IF THATS THE PROUDEST MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE THEN YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG CUNT WITH NO LIFE FOR MAKING SOME KID SHIT HIMSELF!! ASSHOLE!