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  • 89 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:35pm

    Yes 5:04, sexually transmitted disease rates apply.

  • 80 53
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 21, 10 at 5:07pm

    Now if only you could figure out how to automatically bill them 99 cents per call, you'd be set.

  • 77 56
    Submitted by randomnamegame on Feb 22, 10 at 4:29pm

    Lmao. I'm almost certain I know who this David is, we live in a small Virginia town.

    • 59 60
      Submitted by mswarnock on May 9, 10 at 1:55am

      Wait...there's a town here in Va that isn't small?

  • 78 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:45pm

    I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 540

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:41pm

    6:35 made me laugh outloud. First thing on this entire website to ever make me do so. You sir/ma'am, win at life :)

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:43pm

    Has to be one of the dumbest post ever. Get the fuck out of ur parents basement and get a life loser

  • 61 54
    Submitted by notsorandom2309 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:24am

    I bet you don't know which David this is.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous012 on Feb 21, 10 at 4:04pm

    yeah this is stupid

  • 59 54
    Submitted by osubeast on Sep 12, 10 at 12:53am

    Wow 5:04 and 4:45. U 2 are both fucking retards

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:04pm

    Does the "Std" in this text stand for standard or sexually transmitted disease.

    • 63 75
      Submitted by edare9439 on Feb 22, 10 at 4:45pm

      That is exactly what I thought when I read that.

  • 76 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:31pm

    First two comments are the same person.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:14am

    I can't believe none of you find this the least bit amusing. It may not be laugh out loud funny, but it's still pretty amusing. But of course, you'd have to pull the stick out of your ass

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:40pm

    Nah it's nova lol

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:04pm

    This is so dumb

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:58pm

    epic fail

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:08pm

    Who is David?

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:43pm

    Yes nova!!!

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:06pm

    It's not nova, it's southwest virginia, around Roanoke area.