I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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If she is worth that much trouble, why is she still a booty call?
Gonna need a lot more credit than that bro. I suggest you invest in a coupon book.
Just become an airline pilot.....free flights and jumpseat privileges. Or a flight attendant....if you're into dudes.
You'll need more than that when you get one pregnant.
What's in your meat wallet?
In Soviet Russia, booty calls finance you
Ok then I need a car, burnt orange 7 passenger prius, and 35k for a new pool, deck and landscaping. You got that covered? Good, because I'm never coming back. Hey Stalin try something different, oh wait you don't know how.
Better get a web cam to confirm you actually want to see her. You might get a him or a woman who needs two seats...
Just think of it as a form of charity. Can't feel bad about charity.
Good god man, you could buy four hookers for that price!
No girl is worth fly in booty. Always a local slut that fucks better.
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