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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:40am

    Fake. This site is getting horrible lately. What dog would lay there and let a person lick it's nuts? And it's not possible to lick in your sleep. Fucking high schoolers and their lies. Tell us a real text you sent to your friends. Like "my mom yelled at me, so I ran upstairs and slammed my door, turned on the Miley Cyrus and cried like a little bitch"

    • 65 88
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 5:09pm

      Yeah, for once I have to agree with the fake call. There's no way a person could be doing this in their sleep.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:45pm

    Fake or not I laughed until I cried..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:00am

    Yet another reason to spay/neuter your pets!

  • 93 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:29am

    Epic fail bud

  • 84 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:20pm

    Ooo someones a little touchy about their tfln.. How would you know if it's a highschool student.. It was probably so lowlife colledge dropout who won't go anywhere in life

  • 89 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:58am

    10:15 just got me in trouble for having my phone out in class cuz I just laughed out when I read that.

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:57am

    Fail

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:52pm

    Brutal

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:14am

    omfg disgusting.

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 1:04am

    how did you teach a dog to text haha

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:56pm

    Jingle jingle jingle hear ur dogs nutsack sing jingle jingle jingle i am the teabag king

  • 84 92
    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 17, 10 at 9:21am

    Guess somebody's really a dog-lover....

  • 82 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:34am

    Sooooo fake

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:45pm

    I could soooo see myself doing that... And Enjoying it ;)

  • 81 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:14pm

    Whether it's fake or not, it's still funny. Why do ppl have to be so judgmental? God, just laugh and move on...

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:03pm

    You can spell it more than one way..duh.

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:15am

    meeeee 2

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:21pm

    11:58 I'm so glad lol I laughed reading urs

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:43am

    Not funny at all.....

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:14pm

    Haha that's so possible my dog likes to jump onmu wife, my kid, and I sometimes he lays on us with his ass on our chest he tries to protect us from each other it's freaking hilarious

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:48am

    The expression, epic fail comes to mind. God some ppl can't handle their drink of choice

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:27am

    Hahaha that's hilarious

  • 57 58
    Submitted by sprty510 on Feb 14, 11 at 10:07pm

    lmfao! that fuckin histerical

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:07pm

    445 if ur a chick that's awesome If ur guy then kill urself

  • 62 70
    Submitted by griffer2012 on Jun 18, 10 at 3:32pm

    Have you ever been high and drunk off whiskey vodka and gin at the same time?

  • 55 57
    Submitted by mariman on Jan 18, 11 at 9:46pm

    Hahahahahaha

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:15am

    Sounds like a damn greasy ape and their poor 25 pittbulls that they abuse

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:59am

    Faaaaaake!! Not even funny, just gross. 9:40 Has it right....freaking tools.

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:46am

    Fail.......EWWW

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:01pm

    Teabaged by a K9 ... That's just low.

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:42am

    it can be spelled doughnuts or donuts.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by badgerworthy on Aug 21, 10 at 6:11am

    At least it's not dogpenis!

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:20am

    In soviet Russia our dogs lick our nuts

  • 52 61
    Submitted by MasterJ015 on Nov 30, 10 at 3:56pm

    it could be real... my friend fell asleep on the floor one night, the dog cuddled up to him, the dog rolled over, and next thing i knew, my friend had dog nuts in his face. it was fuckin hilarious :)

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:49am

    Were they salty?

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 1:45pm

    9:40 FTW

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:27am

    It's spelled donuts you moron.

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      Submitted by yodawgwtf on Feb 17, 10 at 8:44am

      1. no, its doughnuts\n2. he meant dog nuts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:28am

    9:07 has a beastiality fetish ! LOLLLLLL

  • 49 73
    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 12, 10 at 11:28pm

    Saddd =(

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:13am

    First haha mofos

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:47pm

    This is fake I wouldn't tell anybody that if it happened

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Jul 15, 10 at 11:42pm

    seriously fake. I mean if you're going to say it, you're going to say "licking the dog's nuts"

  • 43 71
    Submitted by dgkallday91 on Aug 21, 10 at 11:43pm

    WHO FUCKING CARES IF ITS FAKE?! It's a comedy website and this is fucking hilarious so stop being such an uptight prick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:59am

    So true. Go back to the mall and hang out!

  • 53 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:16pm

    This is terrible. I know more than one person that's submitted LEGIT texts that didn't go through and this does? Way to give Arizona a bad rep, beastiality bitches.

  • Submitted by madhatterr on Feb 26, 10 at 5:25pm

    I agree with 1:14 if u dnt like it move on and dnt wright crappy coments so stfu have a good laugh and move on

  • 33 68
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 20, 11 at 10:41pm

    FAKE!!!

  • 38 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:54am

    I like to wake up licking my own nutsack