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  • 78 52
    Submitted by ojg15 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:04am

    In Soviet Russia, you beat off girlfriend until her schedule fits better

  • 65 52
    Submitted by priapus on Mar 3, 10 at 8:41am

    Very nice, perfect time management.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by l4uraa3 on Mar 3, 10 at 3:07pm

    gross

    • 69 57
      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 3, 10 at 4:33pm

      Yes, because you've never masturbated, right?

  • 65 59
    Submitted by 66619 on Mar 7, 10 at 8:24pm

    if she's smart she porked somebody else on the way home

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 6:58pm

    This was the first time I beat off with a purpose though, not just for sheer enjoyment.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:36am

    First.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 3, 10 at 8:53am

    who was your instructor, Ron Jeremy?