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  • Submitted by apandabear on Apr 21, 10 at 11:59am

    A republican would say something like this.

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      Submitted by MatadorBID on Apr 21, 10 at 1:51pm

      Thanks, Captain Obvious.

  • Submitted by shadowfenix on Apr 21, 10 at 11:47am

    Should respond with "I can't wait for your douchebag phase to be over."

  • Submitted by bsitz on Apr 21, 10 at 1:50pm

    Two party system is trash....vote for a person on his own merits and beliefs...not whose money is backing him/her

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      Submitted by Mosco26 on Apr 21, 10 at 3:21pm

      that is a good idea, except America is a capitalistic society,which means that person who has the most money will always succeed :)

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        Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:49pm

        Not true. Everyone starts somewhere. My dad is pretty poor, but he still became a judge for 2 terms [so far].

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 5:06pm

      Believe it or not, most people actually do this.

  • Submitted by ginguhkid on Apr 21, 10 at 12:06pm

    NOBAMA

  • Submitted by TheRockSays on Apr 21, 10 at 3:58pm

    Everyone's a democrat until they make a little money and come to their senses.

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      Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Apr 22, 10 at 1:43am

      Not in California. Rich people here still care about other people and are democratic.

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      Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 23, 10 at 12:08pm

      Some people just believe in paying their fair share. Our President made over $5 million last year. You don't see HIM bitchin about his tax burden. As a successful attorney who came from nothing, I'm never upset when I owe more taxes each year. Ya know why? Because it just means I made more money that year;)

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      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:57pm

      My family just got placed I. The upper class tax bracket this year. Are we upset? No. We don't mind paying our dues to fund the society that makes it possible to make this kind of cash

  • Submitted by dturcotte on Apr 21, 10 at 11:51am

    The republicans spent 8 years ruining the country successfully turning a surplus into a 400 billion dollar DEFICIT and you want some more?

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      Submitted by iamthatguy on Apr 21, 10 at 12:09pm

      I do want some more. In less than a year Obama's added over a trillion to that deficit. Honestly, how stupid can you be?

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        Submitted by cockbitefucker on Apr 23, 10 at 4:19pm

        So, it's cool then that the country nearly went into martial law by the end of it and we had a militarized police force, a war without end - of which we now owe China for, became a debtor nation to MEXICO, have the life expectancy rate of Bosnia, the infant mortality rate lower than Cuba's, and completely forgot that "Oh, this whole due process thing that the country was founded on" is just kind of important, otherwise we just jail people for no reason. Smart.

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          Submitted by cockbitefucker on Apr 23, 10 at 4:20pm

          We. Owe. Mexico. Money. Because. Of. Bush. MEXICO!

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          Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:45pm

          Martial law? Militarized police force? What the hell a you talking about? Whose propaganda are you swallowing? Are you on crack?

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        Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:46pm

        Who started both wars? Bush. Therefore, any money spent on said wars are to be blamed on bush. That would be 2.3 trillion dollars thank you very much.

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      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 21, 10 at 12:17pm

      You forgot to put the magic word in front of surplus. "Projected". It was projected based on the dot com boom economy which turned out to be a big fake. For all the stupid things that ole G.W. foisted on us, the downfall of the dot com bubble was not his doing.

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      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:51pm

      Reagan caused the surplus. Clinton caused the crash by cutting stock market regulations. And, as 'iamthatguy' said, we're over a trillion dollars in debt, we're going to be trillions[maybe even quadrillions] of dollars in debt by the end of Obama's term.

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        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 5:08pm

        Maybe even quadrillions? Please. You do not make your point more effective with ludicrous hyperbole. The maximum conceivable Obama 8-year deficit is in the tens of trillions, not the thousands of trillions.

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          Submitted by coolcheese14 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:03pm

          You've got to be retarded if you think Obama is going to be president for 8 years

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            Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 22, 10 at 1:33am

            Obama will be reelected in a landslide.

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            Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:51pm

            Obama hasn't even started campaigning and he's already got the majority popularity vote. He wins the young vote, the Hispanic vote, the women vote, the black vote, the equal rights vote, and he kicks enough a** to please the violent war hawks. And the republicans don't even trust him fully. Split republican vote + full democrat vote = Obama '12

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              Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:54pm

              I had to change my message cause "g a y" is censored on here.... Wtf?

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          Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:51pm

          Exaggerating. And I felt proud for knowing that "quadrillion" came after "trillion".

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            Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:55pm

            Are you proud of not knowing the meaning of hyperbole?

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      Submitted by bamablows on May 19, 10 at 8:14am

      One Big Ass Mistake America, The name says it all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 1:47pm

    Bush was the biggest fuckin retard to ever sit in the oval office. More than anything, be glad THAT phase is over.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 5:10pm

      He graduated from Harvard and Yale, flew a notoriously difficult fighter jet, and was twice elected president. If he was dumb, just how fucking stupid have you got to be? Bush was a shitty public speaker and put on a "Good old boy" mask, but he's not a stupid man, just a mediocre President.

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        Submitted by laurenk43 on Apr 22, 10 at 1:18am

        His GPA at Yale was 2.35. He got where he was cause of his daddy. He was also a cheerleader.

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        Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 8:58pm

        Never served in combat. Thanks daddy! He was also put in office by powers greater than he. Got into Harvard because of daddy. Elected very controversially.

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      Submitted by coolcheese14 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:05pm

      Actually I believe Obama is "the biggest fuckin retard to ever sit in the oval office."

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        Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:58pm

        You should meet my mom and her family. I think you'd get along quite well.

  • Submitted by thedrake9 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:59pm

    If you're not a democrat when you're young you have no heart, if you don't grow out of it you have no brain.

  • Submitted by kthxbye on Apr 21, 10 at 12:17pm

    I hear being a democrat is terminal.

  • Submitted by bieber_babe5624 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:16pm

    NOBAMA

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      Submitted by Mosco26 on Apr 21, 10 at 3:19pm

      way to be creative

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      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:48pm

      I'd agree with you if I didn't hate your name so much.

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        Submitted by jenmaree on Apr 23, 10 at 2:23am

        I'd say her name is pretty indicative of her intelligence level...

  • Submitted by sararenae on Apr 21, 10 at 11:49am

    Ahahahahahaha. Love it. Way to go FSU G.O.P.

  • Submitted by BOOM7 on Apr 21, 10 at 1:55pm

    Its over!!! OBAMA- One Big Ass Mistake America!!!

  • Submitted by You_Fail on Apr 21, 10 at 4:28pm

    Republicans all the way. =]

  • Submitted by cdngirl on Apr 21, 10 at 12:24pm

    The United States doesn't even know what it means to be a democrat. In Canada, even our Conservative party is more liberal than your Democrats. I guess you poor Republicans can take comfort in that?

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      Submitted by partywithsluts on Apr 21, 10 at 2:12pm

      just another reason why no one likes canada

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        Submitted by Mosco26 on Apr 21, 10 at 3:23pm

        Movin to canada!

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 5:09pm

      They are in some regards. On foreign policy, crime issues, and social policy, the Conservatives are well to the right of the Democrats. On fiscal policy and the social safety net, they're fairly similar overall.

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      Submitted by its118AM on May 19, 10 at 1:29pm

      You say it like anyone gives a shit about Canada. Delusional.

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      Submitted by MelBurns on Jul 20, 12 at 9:40pm

      Canada! Canada!

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    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:32pm

    The "Good Night" and "Bad Night" choices for this text are split nearly 50/50. Just like our country!

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    Submitted by bo2thejangles on Apr 21, 10 at 1:14pm

    "if you aren't liberal when you're young, you have no heart. if you aren't conservative when you're older, you have no brain."\n-churchill, i think

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 21, 10 at 7:10pm

    If the person in this "phase" is in college, it's not likely. It's undisputed that the more educated one becomes, the higher the likelihood they'll have more progressive views. It's actually pretty hilarious that conservatives use the words "elite" and "academic" as pejoratives!

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      Submitted by iamfun on Apr 24, 10 at 12:37pm

      Please remove the chip from your shoulder. Thanks.

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        Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:00pm

        It's a fact. It's taught in high school now. Education = liberalism

  • Submitted by brocky on Apr 21, 10 at 3:14pm

    Well that republican thing didn't work out to well did it?

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      Submitted by randomcommentguy on Apr 21, 10 at 5:46pm

      "Too" well, but yes it did, thanks for asking. It's unfortunate that Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi caused the massive economic downfall during Bush's presidency.

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        Submitted by coolcheese14 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:07pm

        I could not agree with you more

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    Submitted by riking20 on Apr 22, 10 at 5:49pm

    Being liberal is about warm fuzzy feelings. Being conservative is about logic. \n The rich in California are all mega rich so all they have left to care about is charity.\n Don't be brainwashed by the liberal media and education system. They have an agenda for you to think that way. Liberal politics don't make ANY rational sense. That's why the only replies to conservative policies are to personally attack us as intolerant bigots, not rational refutations of our arguments.

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    Submitted by PHarman on Apr 21, 10 at 3:44pm

    ITT: Political flamewar

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    Submitted by corcoran547 on Apr 21, 10 at 6:22pm

    American independent party phase is next. The independents will never fail

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 12:50pm

    Stop turning this into a political debate this website is here to make pple laugh not scare them by saying china will invade and we all will die. Keep ur worthless theories to your self and leave tfls as just an escape from worry and stress.

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      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:04pm

      Haha, china invading! Speaking of laughs, thanks for that one! I'd love to watch them invade the country that provides a quarter of their national income and half their food supply. With their pos military too

  • Submitted by xaluasx on Apr 21, 10 at 12:03pm

    That's an ignorant republican for you! Fucking FSU dumb redneck! HA

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      Submitted by Mosco26 on Apr 21, 10 at 3:24pm

      I think you are my new best friend

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      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:53pm

      Republicans earn money. My parents have 2 jobs each to support our family and constantly rising taxes. Most Democrats I know don't earn a lot of money for themselves and think everything should be handed to them on a silver platter.

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        Submitted by bananastand on Apr 21, 10 at 5:50pm

        way to over-generalize. most republicans i know are greedy and heartless, whereas my parents have worked for everything to maintain a comfortable lifestyle, while still willing and happy to pay taxes.

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          Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:53pm

          We understand there are taxes to pay. We don't mind paying taxes. We just don't want them going to people who don't try to earn money [for welfare and such]. Some people are honestly hard workers and just can't get extra money, and I do pity them, but it's not fair to have money ripped from us and given to them.

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            Submitted by Minnesoootan on Apr 22, 10 at 8:27pm

            You've got balls to say we shouldn't spend to help the unemployed when that fucktard Bush put 10 per cent of this country out of a job.

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        Submitted by dancerchick94 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:40pm

        thats a horrible generalization. all the republicans i know DON'T work hard and actually just rely on their parents' money to get by.

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        Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:02pm

        Upper class here. I'm more liberal than conservative. Way to make general statements. Also, I'm noticing Obama made some serious green this year. He complaining about taxes? Nope

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    Submitted by lolayjay on Apr 21, 10 at 10:47pm

    dude. i feel the same,way.

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    Submitted by wanker on Apr 22, 10 at 7:30pm

    That is too funny. And I love the venom from Dems responding. It's just a fucking text, calm down and have a coke and a smile. Btw when ur in the real world and paying real taxes and a mortgage, I doubt you lot will still worship PresBo

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    Submitted by tramosjr9 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:14pm

    this is a stupid ass text...how in the hell did this even make it on here

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Apr 21, 10 at 10:27pm

    Idiots talking about "Obamas" spending...you ever hear of the 3.8 billion spent by republicans in don't ask don't tell? Or the trillions tax payers forked out to bail out banks that had million dollar bonuses for stealing your homes? Please think before you talk... Both parties suck Bush just perfected it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 2:20pm

    Canada all the way! I'm moving there if we go conservative after Obama

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      Submitted by randomcommentguy on Apr 21, 10 at 5:47pm

      Good riddance. Or are you only moving the same way Alec Baldwin was?

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        Submitted by Minnesoootan on Apr 22, 10 at 8:31pm

        i'm still waiting for Rush Limbaugh to move to Cuba.

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    Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:03pm

    Fuck politics. I get the same chicks, same addys, same cash under Obama that I did under Bush. it never reached me.

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    Submitted by master0fkarate on Apr 22, 10 at 12:52pm

    People think he wasn't born in the United States? I support having your beliefs, but I am not about to start quoting Michael Moore or Bill Maher to argue my left wing ideals. So keep your Glenn Beck/Rush Limbaugh crazy talk to yourself! PS Obama was born in Hawaii. I know it's not apart of the continental United States and they had universal health care before most of us- but Hawaii still counts as the United States!

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    Submitted by wwiiace on Apr 21, 10 at 7:38pm

    Funnily enough I'm all for political freedoms so txfn can post what they want. But I'm just sayin perhaps dick and farts and sex is why I come here. No more plz

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    Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 21, 10 at 2:59pm

    Saythis to my friends ALL the time

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    Submitted by bleeblahbloop on Apr 27, 10 at 5:20am

    THANK YOU!

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    Submitted by Samia on Apr 21, 10 at 4:56pm

    @1:47: Well said!

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    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Apr 23, 10 at 9:30am

    ITT: Butthurt Democrats, Obama-hating Republicans and 15-year-olds who think they understand politics.

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Apr 22, 10 at 6:52pm

    Yeah Obama spends a ton. How about the 3.8 billion on don't ask don't tell? Or the trillions in taxpayer dollars that bailed out banks that then had record bonuses for their executives? Idiots

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    Submitted by lyndseyfifield on Apr 21, 10 at 12:28pm

    I'm totally sending this to my little brother.

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    Submitted by corcoran547 on Apr 21, 10 at 6:20pm

    NOBAMA. P.s. He wasn't born in the U.S.

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    Submitted by fishnr14 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:15pm

    Democrats are like girls who like to shop, they get the money and spend it. Republicans are like the boys who save their money for better causes I'll go with saving boy

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    Submitted by LowDownZ on Mar 5, 12 at 10:24am

    Fuck republicans and their twisted superiority complex. Rich does not equal right. I'd rather have my tax dollars be spent on health care for MY fellow countrymen, education, and assistance for the needy, than tax cuts for the fucking rich, war, and oil subsidies

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    Submitted by Ninjalicious on Apr 21, 10 at 4:07pm

    I'm betting you know about as much about politics as my dog does.

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    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 21, 10 at 12:07pm

    This will reveal the idealization of this website. The users' true colors shall be revealed. Conquer your fears, Bruce.

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    Submitted by MrWonderland on Apr 21, 10 at 12:04pm

    @ 11:51 I'm sorry, but I couldn't hear you with that foot in your mouth

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    Submitted by heeyitsally on Apr 21, 10 at 9:18pm

    dems. alllllll the fucking way.

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    Submitted by k_backitup on Apr 22, 10 at 3:59am

    Republican for life ;)

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      Submitted by Minnesoootan on Apr 22, 10 at 8:29pm

      i'm terribly sorry. maybe some day the doctors will be able to cure your brain damage.

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 22, 10 at 3:15am

    I really don't understand how republicans can even dream of talkin' about Obama when they by far elected the worst president of all time. Obama is tryin' to lay a foundation for the next guy to come in because of how bad Bush fucked up. I hope that Obama gets re-elected.

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    Submitted by Z171jimGT on Apr 21, 10 at 11:30pm

    Yeah libbies suuuuuuck.

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    Submitted by KRFC on Apr 21, 10 at 4:06pm

    Me either!

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    Submitted by euphchick on Apr 21, 10 at 5:38pm

    This WOULD be from the panhandle.

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    Submitted by lrmac80 on Apr 21, 10 at 11:16pm

    Oh quit bitching people, this is funny. As long as you're not a whiny little pussy...

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    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 21, 10 at 1:47pm

    politics.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by doctorhobo on Apr 22, 10 at 7:08pm

    Fuck the government and society maaaan.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 21, 10 at 3:21pm

    Don't remove the comments of the League of Shadows

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 6:07pm

    We are in a democracy... Idiot.

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      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:55pm

      Democrats want more government control. Republicans want the government to but out. It's funny, actually. Republicans want a democracy. Democrats think the government should control many aspects of life[socialism comes to mind].

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    Submitted by MelBurns on Jul 20, 12 at 9:37pm

    You should be so lucky it isn't just a phase. Maybe your democrat friend can teach you to think for yourself you sheep.

  • Submitted by FaceFucked on Apr 21, 10 at 12:36pm

    Both sides are fucktards. If you really think this country is gonna be better either way, you're in denial. China will someday invade and were all gonna die. Just accept it already. There's nothing your Palin or your Obama can do about it.

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      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:54pm

      If some people didn't think we were too powerful and thought we needed to try to be more humble, we wouldn't be at risk.

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        Submitted by coolcheese14 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:13pm

        That's totally bullshit and I'm sorry you can't see that. The people who control this world are the people with the biggest guns, and as bad as that is, it's just the way things work. So hopefully someday you'll wake up from your beautiful daydream and see what the real world is actually like.

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    Submitted by LowDownZ on Mar 5, 12 at 11:40am

    Lol dumbass BUSH signed the bailouts

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    Submitted by GOPbitches on Apr 21, 10 at 12:30pm

    Ah. The epitome of my life Go Noles!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 12:45pm

    All of you are stupid stop trying to talk about political parties if your on tfln we are all too stupid so just shut the fuck up

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    Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:09pm

    George Washington said that party affiliation would be the downfall of our country. Where are we now? Falling. Most Americans are moderate. Most politicians are radical. Can we get a little better representation up in here?

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    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 1:08am

    What does it matter whether ur dem or rep? Besides, most people are centrists anyway

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    Submitted by wowniceeee on Apr 22, 10 at 10:40pm

    Fuckkkk u