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  • Submitted by Bonsai89 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:51pm

    Hey - could be worse; she could be begging you NOT to have sex again. Lol

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    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 2, 10 at 3:45pm

    Poor girl. Why don't you just tell her first time was a mistake?

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    Submitted by Garner on Apr 2, 10 at 4:00pm

    "Girl, I want our relationship to be more than just sex." Because I want us to just be sort-of friends because you are messed up and I want to have sex with better chicks. Now only say the part that's in quotes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous_ on Apr 2, 10 at 8:17pm

    The thing about these texts is that you have to interpret... I believe he was just out of man juice.

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    Submitted by MattSampson1893 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:16pm

    Men's asses

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    Submitted by amonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 3:27pm

    The House of Foo will rise again

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    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 2, 10 at 5:46pm

    You should have stepped up to the task.

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    Submitted by boolou on Apr 4, 10 at 4:10am

    Lol i love how all the people who thought he was regecting her are basically saying that they always lie/never give $ to homless people. Nice guys

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    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 2, 10 at 11:44pm

    hey maybe this was meant in a whole different way..like he wanted to but he couldnt...

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    Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:18am

    by the sound of it, you would've preferred copping her strap-on

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    Submitted by heyohhh on Apr 3, 10 at 7:56pm

    Someone ran out of gas...

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    Submitted by sarahmaree on Apr 3, 10 at 12:21am

    Hah those are sooooo funny

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    Submitted by korn72 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:30pm

    Ahahahahaha I hear that. Good call my man

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 7:37pm

    Lol this guy is telling about his dream cause we all know this doesn't happen in real life.

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    Submitted by no_alias_found on Apr 2, 10 at 3:30pm

    You should have done stab wound fucking

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 3:49am

    EPIC Fail, fucktard. Loser.