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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:01pm

    why would this be fake/why do you care

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:29pm

    so i'm super high and just really enjoying this thread right now. thanks for the giggles, guys. <3 also, kudos to sam's buddy for keeping the dream alive. slackers for life, foo!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:09pm

    8 01 speaking again, 8 00 i shall take you under my wing

  • 87 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:18pm

    8 00 oh that is just inapropes. you killed our innocent good lame fun. no, its dead. nice 8 01

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:30am

    I am pretty sure 'Max' was not the other party involved in this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:29am

    reading this shit just makes me want to troll. so yeah you're fucking losers.

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:45am

    you guys are the biggest fucking losers, get a life.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:31pm

    i wish i was one of the 8:00's -not 8:00

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:21pm

    8 20, ill one up that oo \/ - 8 01

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:17pm

    or just sick with mono, ahah whats your excuse? ;) - 8 01

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:07pm

    8 03 this is 8 01 speaking. youre pretty awesome. especially since youre probably not 8 00

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:47pm

    LMFAO, this text is win.

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:17am

    And we'd all be...happy

  • 85 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:07pm

    It's true, Sam should not expect 509 to be a valuable member of society. Just let him breathe our air and use our resources, you know, if we were all like that, the world would be much more relaxed.

  • 79 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:22pm

    yo everyone stop sippin haterade. why cant we all just get along like we did in middle school. i wish we could all just bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles.

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:13pm

    ah i see. were obviously the chillest people ever having a conversation on here. CHEERS - 8 01

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:38am

    I really, REALLY hope y'all aren't from the 509...

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:23pm

    Whyyyyy does no one on this site have a sense of humor?

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:26pm

    youre a pisser ! many people care! stop picking on people with mono! im being very agreeable for a half dead person! i think that im a bright beacon of society you dumb shit.

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:44pm

    its a quote from mean girls yall

    • 32 43
      Submitted by Bean24 on Jan 7, 12 at 6:17pm

      So uve never quoted a movie before?

  • 80 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:12am

    i think i need ultra porn, regular porn just doesn't do it anymore i'm scared

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:03pm

    I don't. I just lead a sad, lifeless existence and feel the need to post that on random texts.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:28pm

    8:07, exellent work.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:22pm

    ugh fine i guess ill call up my real friends now that youre ditching me, 8 00 - 8 01

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:19pm

    Bored off my damn ass, too lazy to go do something, and lack a social life. -8:03

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:15pm

    Chill, yes. Lame as fuck, maybe. -8:03

  • 57 66
    Submitted by BROWNIES on Feb 1, 11 at 11:47pm

    i love Washington XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:31pm

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:13am

    No, that other party was me. Ironically enough, seeing as I'm in the Army, I'm most likely a more productive member of society then most of ya'll... except when I'm on here, this just means I have no life...

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:41pm

    i have no clue who linda basset is but she was on the public service announcement (PSA) on the radio just now...freakyy. at the risk of sounding like a creepy stranger, please dont kill yourself. - 8 01

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:32pm

    do you really have depression? im sorry :( ironically im listening to a PSA about depression..i think thats a sign? anyways heres the jist: linda basset wants to send you a powerful free cd to change your life 1800 660 1794 - 8 01

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:51am

    mother fukn unknown error!!!!!

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:57pm

    speaking of pussy... - 8 01

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:56pm

    8:who cares? SHUT THE FUCK UP -non-8

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:11pm

    Speaking of pussy, I could use some. -8:03

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:11pm

    8:07 - I *AM* 8:00(2) and 8:03.

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    Submitted by tanneryork_37 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:54pm

    If it weren't for the name Sam i might have believed that that was my txt